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Goodbye, cubicle — may your printer jam forever in protest of my departure.
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Leaving A Job Wishes And Qoutes Funny
Are you leaving your job? Looking for funny leaving wishes and quotes? We have an ultimate collection of sayings for you to make your farewell memorable.
This page is an ultimate collection of funny and inspiring leaving a job wishes and quotes to help you make your farewell memorable. You'll find something to make your co-workers smile or to inspire you before your next big career move. Saying goodbye in a creative way is not always easy but it's worth it!
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Leaving a job is just breaking up with a building, and honestly, this building had it coming.
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To my coworkers: I'll miss most of you, you know who you are, and the rest — best wishes vaguely.
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On my way out — please update the wiki, or don't, I no longer care, beautifully.
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They say don't burn bridges, but I'm at least leaving the matches in a visible spot.
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Last day vibes: emptying my desk and pretending I'll keep in touch.
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Resignation accepted, dignity intact, swag bag unreasonably heavy — peace out.
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To the next person at this desk: the chair leans left, the manager leans louder.
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Leaving the job that taught me what I don't want — invaluable, in its own irritating way.
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My out-of-office reply is permanent now and weirdly thrilling.
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Goodbye to the meetings that could've been emails and the emails that should've been silence.
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On my way out, here's the password to the shared drive — good luck deciphering the folder names.
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Two weeks' notice given, two weeks' coasting commenced — see you on LinkedIn.
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To my replacement: the coffee is bad, the WiFi is worse, and Karen knows everything, trust her.
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Leaving with my sanity, half a stapler, and a deeply suspicious sense of relief.
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I came, I saw, I filed a lot of expense reports — farewell.
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My final contribution to the team chat will be a single, dignified peace sign emoji.
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Walking out with the same energy I walked in with, just significantly less hopeful and slightly taller.
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Goodbye to the swivel chair that knew me best.
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To my soon-to-be-former boss: thanks for the lessons, mostly cautionary.
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Quitting a job is just rage-clicking 'unsubscribe' on a much larger scale.
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Leaving day: somewhere between graduation and parole.
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Farewell, fluorescent lights — may the next person bring a desk lamp and lower expectations.
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My exit interview answer to everything: 'It was a learning experience,' delivered with a small smile.
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On the last day, I'm taking the office plant — we've been through a lot together.