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Congrats on the new job — finally, a fresh group of strangers to disappoint.
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Sarcastic Funny New Job Wishes
Here you can find creative and humorous new job wishes to congratulate someone on their new job. Choose from a wide selection of sarcastic and funny messages.
Are you looking for a clever and original way to congratulate someone on their new job? Here we have everything you need with a collection of sarcastic and funny new job wishes. Bring some smiles and laughter to the new working environment with these messages.
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Welcome to the new role, where your weekends now begin Sunday at 9 p.m.
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New job, new login passwords you'll forget by Tuesday. Live the dream.
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Congrats — may your salary outpace your therapy bill by at least a small margin.
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Welcome aboard the slightly different ship sailing in the same general direction as the last one.
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New job energy is just old job energy that hasn't been beaten down yet — savour it.
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Congratulations on trading one set of office politics for a fresh, exciting set of office politics.
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Here's to a corporate ID photo you'll hate for the next four years.
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May your first all-hands meeting feature minimal cringe and maximum free snacks.
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Welcome to a place where the printer will still jam, just on a different floor now.
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Congrats — try to learn at least three names before the small-talk runs out.
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Wishing you a manager whose Friday emails do not arrive at 6:47 p.m.
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New job — the rare opportunity to start lying about your weekend to fresh listeners.
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Welcome aboard. The coffee is bad here too. We don't talk about it.
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Congratulations on escaping. The previous warden sends regards.
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May your new probation period be shorter than your last relationship.
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Here's to bringing fresh ideas they'll politely ignore for the first eighteen months.
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Congrats — the team chat is about to gain its most overly enthusiastic newcomer.
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Welcome to the company. Don't volunteer for anything in the first week. Or ever.
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New job, new opportunity to misuse the reply-all button in a completely original way.
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May your onboarding paperwork take less time than the actual job is worth.
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Congrats on the upgrade. Or the lateral move. Or whatever LinkedIn called it.
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Welcome to the role where 'flexible hours' means flexible toward longer ones.
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Here's to a fresh Slack workspace, full of channels you'll mute by Friday.
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Congrats — the imposter syndrome you packed will fit right in with everyone else's.