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Congratulations — may your performance review use the word 'exceeds' at least once, ironically or not.
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Sarcastic Funny New Job Wishes
Starting a new job deserves more than the usual polite cheers. These sarcastic funny new job wishes deliver just the right mix of wit and warmth to make your colleague chuckle on day one. Pick a clever line, add your own twist, and send a postcard to turn their fresh start into an instant highlight.
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Here's to working hard, smiling at people you don't know, and pretending to enjoy team-building.
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Welcome to a workplace where 'we're a family' is an early warning sign, not a compliment.
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Congrats on the role. Try not to peak in the first quarter.
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May your commute be short, your meetings be shorter, and your patience be elastic.