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New job, new excuses for being late — congratulations on upgrading your alibi catalog.
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New Job Wishes Funny
Here you will find the funniest new job wishes and messages to congratulate your friends on their new job. Find the best ideas for job messages to make them smile!
Wish your friends 'Good Luck' or 'Congratulations' on their new job! Choose the funniest new job wishes and messages from our collection to make them smile. Pick the best idea among our job messages and share them with your friends via social media or text messages. Find the perfect way to congratulate your loved ones on their new job!
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May your office chair recline further than your standards ever did at the last place.
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Congrats on the gig — try to look busy for at least the first two weeks.
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A fresh badge, a fresh password you'll forget by Friday — welcome aboard.
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Here's to pretending you understand the org chart until roughly Q3.
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May your new coworkers laugh at your jokes the first three times, minimum.
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Congratulations — nothing says adulthood like a brand new commute to complain about.
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New job means new snacks in a new break room. Priorities clarified.
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May the printer fear you and the coffee respect you from day one.
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Welcome to the place where your calendar fills before your desk does.
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Congrats on escaping — er, transitioning. Same thing, better LinkedIn caption.
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Wishing you meetings short enough to forget and lunches long enough to remember.
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A new job is just unfamiliar problems with a different logo on the mug.
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May your onboarding documents be brief and your onboarding lunches be plentiful.
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Congratulations — try not to peak during the welcome muffins on Monday.
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Here's to a salary bump that survives contact with your monthly subscriptions.
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May your new boss confuse charm with competence for at least one quarter.
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Welcome to a fresh inbox, soon to be ruined by automated training reminders.
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Congrats on the role — please nod thoughtfully in meetings until you understand them.
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May the office cat, if there is one, deem you acceptable by Wednesday.
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A fresh start, a fresh chair height adjustment that no one else can figure out.
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Wishing you the rare gift of a manager who answers Slack before lunch.
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Congrats — may your first all-hands feature minimal awkward small talk and free pastries.
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Welcome to the wonderful world of wondering what your job title actually means.
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May your stapler stay loyal and your headphones signal do-not-approach effectively.