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Happy birthday, wife. We've been married long enough that I know exactly which side of the bed is mine. That's love.
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Funny Wishes For Wife
Funny wishes for your wife - sweet quotes and messages for the beloved. Make your celebration special.
Find funny wishes for your wife and send her some sweet thoughts and words. Celebrate her with a special card including the most beautiful, funny and touching messages for the beloved. Give her a heart-warming present though a wonderful quote.
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Birthday wishes for the wife who has, despite decades, still not learned to load the dishwasher correctly. I've stopped pointing it out. That's growth.
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Happy birthday. We promised to love each other in sickness and health. Nobody mentioned we'd also have to agree on what to eat.
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Wife — happy birthday. The candles on the cake are also a small fire hazard now. We've informed the building.
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Happy birthday, wife. The years pile up. The arguments about the thermostat also pile up. Both are part of the deal.
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Birthday card for my wife: hand-drawn, lightly insulting, fully sincere. Same as every year.
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Happy birthday. You don't look a day over forty. Mostly because the lighting in our bathroom is incredibly forgiving.
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Wife — happy birthday. May your hair hold, your knees not click yet, and your wallet survive your own birthday dinner choices.
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Happy birthday, wife. Another year survived. The genes are doing their best. So is denial.
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Birthday wishes for the wife who has, after all these years, finally learned which dishwasher cycle to use. Progress.
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Happy birthday. I'd buy you a real gift, but you've reached the age where you return everything for store credit.
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Wife — happy birthday. Statistically, you're now closer to needing reading glasses than to your wedding day. Discuss with your optometrist.
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Happy birthday, wife. The hangover from tonight is now a two-day event. Plan accordingly. Hydrate aggressively.
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Birthday hugs for the wife who has, by some quiet miracle, made it to another year without us having to host an intervention.
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Happy birthday. Today, you can be funnier than me. For strictly one day. Strictly today.
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Wife — happy birthday. The grand gestures get the headlines. The dad jokes I tell you in the kitchen are the daily love.
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Happy birthday, wife. May the year ahead be slightly less embarrassing than last year. Low bar. We can do it together.
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Birthday card for the wife who has aged like fine wine — meaning, you've gotten more expensive and harder to handle.
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Happy birthday, wife. The bar tonight is on me. The bar of expectations tonight is on the floor. Both work.
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Birthday wishes. The cake is bigger than your head. We've called the bakery. It's intentional.
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Happy birthday. Eat the cake. Drink the drink. Lie about the age. Repeat every year.
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Wife — happy birthday. Don't drink too much. Or do. I'm not your real mother, despite what the bossiness suggests.
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Happy birthday, wife. The kids drew the card. They drew you with weird hair. We're not going to discuss it.
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Birthday card: still married, still mildly annoyed about the dishes, still completely in love. Happy birthday.
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Happy birthday. May the candles light on the first try, the cake be edible, and the photos be the kind we don't have to immediately delete.