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Happy birthday — another year survived, mostly upright, with only minor structural complaints.
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Birthday Funny Wishes
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Looking for the perfect words to express your best wishes on a birthday? A birthday card or funny birthday wish is just the thing you need to make your loved one smile on their special day. Visit our page for the best funny birthday wishes to make their day extra special.
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Statistically speaking, you've now been alive longer than most warranties on household appliances. Impressive.
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Happy birthday — the candles are now technically a fire hazard, but we admire your commitment.
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Aging is just the body's quiet hobby — happy birthday for picking it up so consistently.
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Your birthday cake has more candles than ingredients. We salute the engineering required.
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Happy birthday — you look exactly the age you are, which is a rare honesty in this century.
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Another year, another chance to disappoint the same gym membership in fresh new ways. Happy birthday.
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Happy birthday — may your knees crack on beat with the music tonight.
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Birthdays after a certain age feel less like celebrations and more like firmware updates. Restart enjoyed responsibly.
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Happy birthday — you've earned the right to leave parties early without apology now.
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Your birthday wish should probably be a nap, but make a flashier one for the photo.
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Happy birthday — old enough to know better, young enough to ignore that knowledge cheerfully.
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Statistically you're closer to needing reading glasses than reading minds — happy birthday anyway.
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Happy birthday — the cake calories don't count today, which is a comforting lie we agree to maintain.
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Another revolution around the sun completed at modest speed, only slight wear on the chassis. Happy birthday.
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Happy birthday — may your back hold and your wifi not.
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You're aging in dog years emotionally and tortoise years physically. Balance is everything. Happy birthday.
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Happy birthday — your secret to youth is clearly denial, and it's working beautifully on most days.
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May your candles be plentiful, your cake unfair, and your photos kindly filtered. Happy birthday.
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Happy birthday — at this point, even the calendar feels a little embarrassed.
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You're not getting older, you're simply accumulating opinions at an accelerated rate. Happy birthday.
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Happy birthday — old enough to remember when phones rang, young enough to ignore them anyway.
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Your birthday is a great excuse for cake and a slightly worse excuse for advice. Happy birthday.
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Happy birthday — may today's hangover be tomorrow's amusing anecdote.
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Another year wiser, marginally — happy birthday on the wisdom, condolences on the marginally.