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Happy birthday, friend. Another year older, another year of pretending we're not.
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Birthday wishes to the friend whose age I'd reveal — but I'd have to admit I know it, and I'm too lazy to do the math.
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Happy birthday. The candles on the cake are also a small fire hazard now. We've alerted the building.
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Birthday card for a friend who is, statistically, getting older. Sorry to break the news. Hope the cake softens the blow.
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Happy birthday. You don't look a day over forty. Mostly because the lighting is bad.
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Birthday wishes for the friend who has been a reliable source of bad advice and excellent excuses for years.
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Happy birthday, friend. May your hair hold, your knees not click yet, and your wallet survive your own dinner choices tonight.
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Another year survived. The genes are doing their best. So is denial. Happy birthday.
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Happy birthday. I'd buy you a real gift, but you've reached the age where you return everything for store credit. So — verbal good wishes.
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Birthday card for my friend: this is not a gift. This is a placeholder. The actual gift is showing up. Which I will. Late.
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Happy birthday, friend. Statistically, you're now closer to needing reading glasses than to your high school graduation. Discuss.
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Birthday hugs for a friend who has, by some quiet miracle, made it to another year without us having to host an intervention.
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Happy birthday. Today, you can be funnier than me. For strictly one day. Strictly today.
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Birthday wishes for a friend who is, technically, still my friend, despite everything.
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Happy birthday. May the year ahead be slightly less embarrassing than last year. Low bar. Reachable.
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Birthday card for the friend who has aged like fine wine — meaning, you've gotten more expensive and harder to handle.
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Happy birthday, friend. The bar tonight is on you. The bar of expectations tonight is on the floor. Both work.
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Birthday wishes. The hangover from tonight's drink is now a two-day event. Plan accordingly.
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Happy birthday. Eat the cake. Drink the drink. Lie about the age. Repeat every year.
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Birthday love for the friend who will absolutely sell me out for a snack and the right amount of attention.
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Happy birthday, friend. Don't drink too much. Or do. I'm not your real mother, despite what the bossiness suggests.
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Birthday card: handwritten, mostly mockery, signed with love. As always.
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Happy birthday. May the candles light on the first try, the cake be edible, and the photos be the kind we don't have to immediately delete.
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Birthday wishes for a friend who is the only person I'd allow to bring up that one terrible haircut. You know the one.
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Happy birthday, friend. I'm proud of you. I will deny ever writing that. Move on.