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Happy birthday, brother. Another year older, still the second-best looking kid in mom's photos.
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Birthday Funny Wishes For Brother
Find funny birthday wishes for your brother's special day. Make him laugh and have a memorable celebration with these humorous birthday wishes.
Funny birthday wishes for brother. Bring smiles and laughter to your brother on his special day with these fun and creative wishes. Make his birthday memorable with these humorous and light hearted wishes from our collection.
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Birthday wishes to my brother — the only person I can argue with for forty minutes and then go get pizza with.
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Happy birthday. As your sibling, I am legally required to mock you publicly. Done. Now eat your cake.
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Brother, happy birthday. You are aging well. Not great, but well.
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Happy birthday to the brother who broke half my toys and somehow still ended up being one of my favorite people.
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Birthday card for my brother: hand-drawn, ten years old, found in a drawer. Reusing it. Happy birthday.
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Happy birthday, brother. I'd say something sentimental, but you'd just screenshot it and use it against me at Thanksgiving.
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Brother — another year, another excuse for mom to send the same baby photo to the group chat.
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Happy birthday. You're getting old. I'm not. The math doesn't add up, but we don't discuss the math.
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Birthday wishes to a brother who has been a reliable source of bad advice and excellent excuses since childhood.
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Happy birthday, brother. May your hairline hold, your knees not click, and your wallet survive your dinner choices.
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Brother — another birthday survived. Both of us. The genes are doing their best.
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Happy birthday. I'd buy you a real gift, but you'd just return it for store credit. So — verbal good wishes.
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Birthday card to my brother: this is not a gift. This is a placeholder. The actual gift is being late.
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Happy birthday, brother. Statistically, you're now closer to a midlife crisis than to your high school graduation. Discuss.
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Brother, you survived me as a sibling. That alone deserves cake. Happy birthday.
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Happy birthday. Today, I'll allow you to be funnier than me. For one day. Strictly today.
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Birthday wishes for my brother, who I'd legally sue if it weren't for our mother's feelings.
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Happy birthday, brother. Mom found the embarrassing photos again. We've all seen them now. You're welcome.
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Brother — happy birthday. Your hair is going. Your back is going. Your enthusiasm for nap time is correctly arriving.
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Happy birthday. I forgot last year. This year I remembered. Net zero. We're even.
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Birthday wishes to my brother. May the candles light, the cake be edible, and the group chat be mostly kind.
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Happy birthday, brother. Don't drink too much. Or do. I'm not your real mother, despite what the bossiness suggests.
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Brother — another year, another reminder that we share the same parents and shockingly different opinions about everything.
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Happy birthday. May the year ahead be slightly less embarrassing than last year. Low bar. Reachable.