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You've officially survived another year of group chats — that alone deserves a parade and possibly a medal.
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Funny Wishes Birthday
Find the perfect funny wish for your friend's birthday! With a warm, funny message, you can bring a smile to someone special.
Looking for a way to make your friend smile on their birthday? Check out this page for some funny wishes for birthdays that are guaranteed to bring a smile to the special person’s face! Birthday gifts and cards are important, but it’s your message that they’ll truly appreciate. These funny wishes for birthdays will give you the inspiration you need to make your friends happy with a heartfelt message.
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Happy birthday to the person who taught me that 'I'm not arguing, I'm explaining' is a complete sentence.
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May your birthday be as wonderful as you pretend mine was when you forgot to call last March.
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Another candle, another excuse to eat dessert before dinner — birthdays remain undefeated as life events.
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Today, age is just a number — a large, slightly menacing number, but still technically just a number.
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Happy birthday — may your year ahead include fewer Mondays, more naps, and snacks within arm's reach.
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Congratulations on being old enough to know better and stubborn enough to do it anyway. Cheers.