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Happy New Year. The resolutions are written. They will be honored for, optimistically, two weeks.
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New Year Funny Wishes
Funny New Year wishes, messages, quotes, jokes and cartoons. Great selection to make someone's New Year more special and cheerful.
Welcome to the New Year Funny Wishes page! Here you can find the funniest New Year sayings, messages, jokes, quotes, wishes and presents. We have a great selection of humor and fun to bring joy and smiles to your friends and family. Our special selection of cartoon drawings and creative designs will make festive season even more special. Enjoy our funny wishes, quotes and sayings to ring in the New Year.
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New Year funny wishes. May the gym membership last longer than the average resolution. (Two weeks. Maximum.)
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Happy New Year. The plan: be slightly less embarrassing than last year. Low bar. Reachable.
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Wishing you a New Year where the gym shoes get more action than the year-end party they were bought for.
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Happy New Year. May the only thing you give up this year be unnecessary group chats. Three. Minimum.
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New Year wishes. The hangover from December 31st is now the first official challenge of January.
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Happy New Year. May the only resolution that survives the year be the one you didn't think to write down.
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Wishing you a New Year where you make better decisions. Or at least more interesting ones.
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Happy New Year. The bar for a successful year is low: stay alive, mostly sane, mostly hydrated.
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New Year funny wishes. May the year ahead be slightly less embarrassing than last year. We can do better.
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Happy New Year. The new year is the same as the old year, just with a fresh calendar to ignore.
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Wishing you a New Year with strong coffee, weak excuses, and slightly more sleep than last year.
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Happy New Year. May your screen time go down, your savings go up, and your patience for nonsense go to zero.
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New Year truth: the resolutions written on January 1st are the lies we tell ourselves before February.
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Happy New Year. May the year be kind, the friends be kinder, and the enemies move out of state.
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Wishing you a New Year with fewer surprise expenses, fewer drama-prone group chats, and slightly less laundry.
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Happy New Year. The new year is the chance to set new goals, fail at most of them, and add them to next year's list. The cycle continues.
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New Year wishes. May the only fire in your house this year be in the fireplace, intentionally, with marshmallows.
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Happy New Year. May the only thing you give up be sad. Specifically, sad.
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Wishing you a New Year where the gym membership is used. At least twice. Setting realistic goals.
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Happy New Year. May your bra come off the second you walk in the door, your password manager actually work, and your screen time drop noticeably.
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New Year funny wisdom: same person, same hopes, slightly fresh calendar. Let's see what happens.
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Happy New Year. The new year is a clean page. Try not to spill coffee on it before January 5th.
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Wishing you a New Year with snacks, with sleep, with a bra that fits and shoes that don't hurt.
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Happy New Year. May the only argument this year be over who gets the last piece of leftover Christmas chocolate.