Wishing you a Diwali bright enough to confuse the neighbourhood pigeons about what time of year it is.
Fresh today · Monday, 6 July
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Happy Diwali — may your diyas burn longer than the family arguments about who lit them wrong.
Diwali is the only festival where calories are technically tax-deductible — happy Diwali, claim accordingly.
Happy Diwali — wishing you fireworks outside and fewer fireworks at the family dinner table.
May your Diwali photos look festive and your Diwali kitchen look slightly less like a crime scene. Happy Diwali.
Happy Diwali — may your Lakshmi puja go smoothly and your Wi-Fi survive all the simultaneous video calls.
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Diwali tip: the sweets your aunt sent are now your problem. Distribute strategically. Happy Diwali.
Happy Diwali — may your house feel warmer, your sweets sweeter, and your card games less rigged this year.
Wishing you a Diwali where the firecrackers are biodegradable and the gossip is not. Happy Diwali.
Happy Diwali — may your lights twinkle, your bank balance survive, and your relatives mercifully visit briefly.
Diwali blessings: enough laddoos to share, enough patience to listen to the same uncle's same story again.
Happy Diwali — may the new clothes fit, the in-laws compliment them, and the photos turn out flattering.
Wishing you a Diwali so bright the streetlights file a formal complaint. Happy Diwali.
Happy Diwali — may your card-game winnings cover at least half of what you spent on fireworks.
Diwali: the only time your mother praises your home cooking before quietly redoing it. Happy Diwali.
Happy Diwali — may the diyas outshine the drama, and the sweets outlast the small talk.
Wishing you a Diwali where everyone agrees on the same Bollywood song to play, which has never happened. Happy Diwali.
Happy Diwali — may your home twinkle, your mithai box stay full, and your phone stop ringing for an hour.
Diwali wisdom: never trust the auntie who says the sweets are homemade. Happy Diwali — investigate accordingly.
Happy Diwali — may you win at cards, lose at portion control, and laugh until your cheeks hurt happily.
Wishing you a Diwali full of light, love, and at least one cousin who eats less than you do for once.
Happy Diwali — may your firecrackers be safe, your dog hidden well, and your insurance premiums stable.
Diwali blessings include: free sweets, unsolicited advice, surprise relatives, and excellent photo opportunities. Happy Diwali.
Happy Diwali — may the lights of your home outshine the lights of the WhatsApp forwards you're receiving.
Wishing you a Diwali where the gossip is mild, the gulab jamun is hot, and the rangoli photographs well.