Happy 49th — may your reading glasses stay findable and your back stay mostly cooperative this year.
Fresh today · Monday, 6 July
New Wishes
A handful of wishes pulled from the cabinet this morning. Pick one up — copy, save it to your pinboard, or send it on.
Forty-nine is one practice run away from fifty — happy birthday, take notes for the dress rehearsal next year.
Happy 49th birthday — the age when 'getting comfortable' is a multi-stage process involving pillows.
At 49, naps are no longer optional, they are scheduled appointments with yourself. Happy birthday.
Happy 49th — congratulations on entering the year where every body part takes its turn being mildly dramatic.
Forty-nine: still kicking, slightly slower, mostly hilarious about it. Happy birthday.
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Happy 49th birthday — may your candles light easily and your cake be plentiful enough to console you.
At 49, you've stopped lying about your age and started bragging about your endurance. Happy birthday.
Happy 49th — one final year of being in your forties, then the fun real conversations about fifty begin.
Happy New Year 2024 — may your resolutions last longer than the leftover party snacks, which is a low bar admittedly.
Happy 2024 — same you, new calendar, slightly more optimistic font on the planner.
Welcome to 2024 — may the year contain fewer software updates and more genuinely good news.
Happy New Year — 2024 has officially started, and so has your gym membership countdown to February.
Happy 2024 — may your screen time go down and your nap time stay protected.
New Year, new typos in your work emails — happy 2024, the muscle memory is still on last year.
Happy New Year 2024 — may the year be kinder than the hangover currently negotiating terms.
Welcome to 2024 — the year you'll definitely start that hobby, probably in March, maybe April.
Happy 2024 — may your inbox shrink and your inside jokes multiply.
Happy New Year — 2024 is here whether your laundry pile likes it or not.
Welcome to 2024 — the year we all collectively agreed to stop saying 'unprecedented times.'
Happy 2024 — may your group chats stay active and your bank notifications stay quiet.
Happy New Year 2024 — same problems, fresh calendar to schedule avoiding them in.
Welcome to 2024 — please update the year on your cheques accordingly, if cheques still exist where you live.
Happy 2024 — may your photos this year accidentally become memories worth keeping.
Happy New Year — 2024 has begun; your resolutions have already filed their resignation letters.