Sister, you're another year wiser, but I remain unconvinced. Happy birthday to the project regardless.
New Wishes
A handful of wishes pulled from the cabinet this morning. Pick one up β copy, save it to your pinboard, or send it on.
Happy birthday β you stole my toys, my clothes, and occasionally my friends, and I forgive you mostly.
Sister, happy birthday β you're proof that genetics has a sense of humour and a stubborn streak.
Happy birthday to the sister whose advice I publicly ignore and privately follow about 70% of the time.
Sister, you're aging like a fine cheese β pungent, beloved, slightly intimidating. Happy birthday.
Happy birthday β you remain the sibling least likely to embarrass me in public, but only marginally.
What are we writing today?
Cabinets sorted by occasion. Open one β pages are arranged by warmth, not algorithm.
- Anniversary
- Baby
- Belated
- Best
- Birthday
- Boy
- Boyfriend
- Christian
- Christmas
- Congratulation
- Diwali
- Easter
- Eid Mubarak
- Engagement
- Farewell
- Fathers Day
- Friendship
- Funny
- Get Well
- Girl
- Girlfriend
- Good Morning
- Good Night
- Graduation
- Hanukkah
- Heart Touching
- Holiday
- Invitation
- Job
- Love
- Miss You
- Mothers Day
- New Year
- Recovery
- Retirement
- Romantic
- Thank You
- Thanksgiving
- Wedding
- Well
- Women's Day
- Sympathy
- Valentine's Day
- Halloween
- Veterans Day
Sister, happy birthday β the only person who could rat me out to Mum but mostly chose not to.
Happy birthday to my first roommate, first rival, first reluctant ally. Older now, mostly the same.
Sister, you're another year older and still hogging the family group chat. Some things never improve. Happy birthday.
Happy birthday β you were born to ruin my only-child plans and you've been ruining them spectacularly ever since.
Sister, happy birthday β congratulations on another year of being slightly taller than me and never letting it go.
Happy birthday to the sister who's seen me at my worst and still answers the phone. Mostly on the third ring.
Sister, you're growing up suspiciously well β I expected worse outcomes by now. Happy birthday, you overachiever.
Happy birthday β sharing parents with you remains the longest unpaid collaboration of my life. Worth it.
Sister, happy birthday β you remain my emergency contact, my fashion critic, and my most reliable heckler.
Happy birthday to the sister whose laugh I can identify across a crowded room β usually because it's at my expense.
Sister, you're another year more impressive, which I will continue to grudgingly admit in writing only.
Happy birthday β childhood with you was a chaotic sitcom, and the spin-off years are aging surprisingly well.
Sister, happy birthday β you're the only person allowed to roast me publicly, and you exercise the right liberally.
Happy birthday to the sister who's been borrowing my stuff for decades β at this point, just keep it all.
Happy Diwali β may your house light up brighter than your monthly electricity bill, which is saying something.
Wishing you a Diwali where the sweets disappear faster than the explanations of who ate them.
Happy Diwali β may your firecrackers be loud, your neighbours patient, and your dog very forgiving.
Diwali wish granted: enough mithai to ruin your diet plans for at least three working weeks. Happy Diwali.
Happy Diwali β may the rangoli stay intact for a full hour before the cousins trample through it.