Birthday card: handwritten, mostly mockery, signed with love. As always.
Fresh today · Saturday, 25 July
New Wishes
A handful of wishes pulled from the cabinet this morning. Pick one up — copy, save it to your pinboard, or send it on.
Happy birthday. May the candles light on the first try, the cake be edible, and the photos be the kind we don't have to immediately delete.
Birthday wishes for a friend who is the only person I'd allow to bring up that one terrible haircut. You know the one.
Happy birthday, friend. I'm proud of you. I will deny ever writing that. Move on.
Birthday card for someone who has earned the right to be slightly self-indulgent today. Use the right.
Happy birthday. May the year bring you good news, better sleep, and slightly more responsible decisions than you're currently making.
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What are we writing today?
Cabinets sorted by occasion. Open one — pages are arranged by warmth, not algorithm.
- Anniversary
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- Belated
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- Christian
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- Congratulation
- Diwali
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- Eid Mubarak
- Engagement
- Farewell
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- Get Well
- Girl
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- Good Morning
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- Graduation
- Hanukkah
- Heart Touching
- Holiday
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- Love
- Miss You
- Mothers Day
- New Year
- Recovery
- Retirement
- Romantic
- Thank You
- Thanksgiving
- Wedding
- Well
- Women's Day
- Sympathy
- Valentine's Day
- Halloween
- Veterans Day
More from today
Birthday hugs for the friend who has been a reliable source of group chat chaos and unsolicited opinions. Don't change.
Happy birthday, friend. The plan: cake, drinks, bad decisions, regret tomorrow, repeat next year.
Birthday wishes. The cake is bigger than your head. We've called the bakery. It's intentional.
Happy birthday. Today, the universe owes you a free pass on something. Use it carefully. Or don't. Your call.
Birthday love for a friend who keeps me honest and lets me be ridiculous. Both, equally. Happy birthday, you absolute legend.
Happy retirement, colleague. The years you put in shaped this place. The years ahead are entirely yours.
Congratulations on retiring. The team will miss you. The standard you set will outlast you.
Wishing you a retirement that finally gives you back the parts of yourself the work wore down.
Happy retirement. The chair is empty. The legacy remains. The phone is now permanently silent.
Congrats, colleague. The career was the long sprint. The retirement is the long sit.
Wishing you a retirement of slow mornings, long coffees, and the kind of weekend that doesn't end.
Happy retirement to a colleague who taught me half of what I know about doing this job well.
Congratulations on retiring. The inbox is no longer your problem. Let that sink in for a week.
Wishing you a retirement spent doing absolutely nothing important — and entirely on your terms.
Happy retirement. The Monday meetings will never be the same. We will cope. Eventually.
Congrats on the next chapter. May it be the one you've been quietly planning on the commute home for years.
Wishing you a retirement that surprises you with how good it feels. They mostly do.
Happy retirement, colleague. The work was demanding. The break is sacred. Take it without apology.
Congratulations. The badge fades. The friendships don't have to. Keep in touch.