Happy Thanksgiving. The forecast: high chance of stuffing, scattered showers of gravy, light winds of polite conversation.
Fresh today · Saturday, 25 July
New Wishes
A handful of wishes pulled from the cabinet this morning. Pick one up — copy, save it to your pinboard, or send it on.
Thanksgiving wish: that the long-winded relative finally tells the short version of the story. (Hope is alive.)
Happy Thanksgiving. The day is short. The meal is long. The nap is essential. The leftovers are forever.
Wishing you a Thanksgiving where the only thing you fight is the urge to take a third slice of pie. (Take it. You earned it.)
Happy birthday, friend. Another year older, another year of pretending we're not.
Birthday wishes to the friend whose age I'd reveal — but I'd have to admit I know it, and I'm too lazy to do the math.
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What are we writing today?
Cabinets sorted by occasion. Open one — pages are arranged by warmth, not algorithm.
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More from today
Happy birthday. The candles on the cake are also a small fire hazard now. We've alerted the building.
Birthday card for a friend who is, statistically, getting older. Sorry to break the news. Hope the cake softens the blow.
Happy birthday. You don't look a day over forty. Mostly because the lighting is bad.
Birthday wishes for the friend who has been a reliable source of bad advice and excellent excuses for years.
Happy birthday, friend. May your hair hold, your knees not click yet, and your wallet survive your own dinner choices tonight.
Another year survived. The genes are doing their best. So is denial. Happy birthday.
Happy birthday. I'd buy you a real gift, but you've reached the age where you return everything for store credit. So — verbal good wishes.
Birthday card for my friend: this is not a gift. This is a placeholder. The actual gift is showing up. Which I will. Late.
Happy birthday, friend. Statistically, you're now closer to needing reading glasses than to your high school graduation. Discuss.
Birthday hugs for a friend who has, by some quiet miracle, made it to another year without us having to host an intervention.
Happy birthday. Today, you can be funnier than me. For strictly one day. Strictly today.
Birthday wishes for a friend who is, technically, still my friend, despite everything.
Happy birthday. May the year ahead be slightly less embarrassing than last year. Low bar. Reachable.
Birthday card for the friend who has aged like fine wine — meaning, you've gotten more expensive and harder to handle.
Happy birthday, friend. The bar tonight is on you. The bar of expectations tonight is on the floor. Both work.
Birthday wishes. The hangover from tonight's drink is now a two-day event. Plan accordingly.
Happy birthday. Eat the cake. Drink the drink. Lie about the age. Repeat every year.
Birthday love for the friend who will absolutely sell me out for a snack and the right amount of attention.
Happy birthday, friend. Don't drink too much. Or do. I'm not your real mother, despite what the bossiness suggests.