May your sweatpants outnumber your slacks by Friday, and your stress level resemble that of a sleeping cat.
Fresh today · Thursday, 4 June
New Wishes
A handful of wishes pulled from the cabinet this morning. Pick one up — copy, save it to your pinboard, or send it on.
Welcome to the chapter where 'productive day' means finishing the crossword before lunch.
Wishing you weekends so long they form one continuous, glorious blob of unstructured time.
May the only deadline you ever miss again be self-imposed and immediately forgiven.
Without your terrible jokes lightening the meeting tone, we may have to schedule fewer meetings. Thank you in advance.
Congrats — you've officially traded TPS reports for TPS naps (Truly Productive Snoozing).
↑ pick one up
Browse by occasion
What are we writing today?
Cabinets sorted by occasion. Open one — pages are arranged by warmth, not algorithm.
- Anniversary
- Baby
- Belated
- Best
- Birthday
- Boy
- Boyfriend
- Christian
- Christmas
- Congratulation
- Diwali
- Easter
- Eid Mubarak
- Engagement
- Farewell
- Fathers Day
- Friendship
- Funny
- Get Well
- Girl
- Girlfriend
- Good Morning
- Good Night
- Graduation
- Hanukkah
- Heart Touching
- Holiday
- Invitation
- Job
- Love
- Miss You
- Mothers Day
- New Year
- Recovery
- Retirement
- Romantic
- Thank You
- Thanksgiving
- Wedding
- Well
- Women's Day
- Sympathy
- Valentine's Day
- Halloween
- Veterans Day
More from today
May your retirement involve more boats, beaches, and books than any reasonable person should be allowed.
Welcome to the elite club whose only requirement is answering 'busy?' with a slow, smug smile.
Wishing you a retirement so smooth it makes our worst Mondays look like documentaries of suffering.
May you become the unofficial mayor of your local coffee shop within six weeks. We're rooting for you.
Without your commentary in the comments section of every doc, our shared files have lost their personality.
Retirement starter kit: comfy chair, suspicious lack of urgency, and the ability to ignore phone calls guilt-free.
Congrats on out-lasting us all — please haunt the office only on Donut Fridays, and only briefly.
Thank you for remembering my birthday — your message landed exactly when I needed a small reason to smile.
Your call this morning turned an ordinary Tuesday into something I'll actually remember about turning thirty-four.
The card arrived early and I kept it on the counter all week — small thing, big feeling.
I wasn't expecting a gift, which is exactly why yours meant something. Thank you, really.
You sang off-key on voicemail and I played it three times. Best birthday moment by far.
Thank you for the cake — for the candles, for the patience while I figured out the wish.
Knowing you took time out of a packed week to text me back is the part I keep thinking about.
Your handwriting on the envelope was enough. The gift inside just made it ridiculous in the best way.
I'm grateful you showed up — physically, on a workday, with grocery-store flowers. That counted twice.
Thanks for not pretending you forgot just to surprise me later. The straightforward kindness was perfect.
You always remember the small things — peppermint tea, not chocolate. Thank you for paying attention.
The book you picked was somehow exactly what I'd been circling at the store. Thank you for knowing me.