Retirement
Congratulations on retirement! The alarm clock has been formally fired.
Retirement · 32 cards
Funny Retirement Wishes
Funny retirement wishes. Find the perfect words to express appreciation and congratulations for your friend or family member's happy retirement.
Want to find the perfect words for your retirement wishes? Whether it's a coworker, a close friend, or a family member, you can show them how much you appreciate them with the funny retirement wishes in this collection. Browse to find the perfect way to express your well wishes and congratulations for a happy retirement.
Retirement
Happy retirement. Your inbox is no longer a problem. (Anyone's problem, really.)
Retirement
To retirement — where every day is Saturday and every Saturday is two days long.
Retirement
Congratulations on retirement! Try not to gloat in the office group chat too much.
Retirement
Happy retirement! Welcome to the elite club of people who nap on purpose.
Retirement
To retirement: where the only meetings are at the coffee shop and they're optional.
Retirement
Congratulations. You've officially graduated from "having a job" to "having opinions about how the lawn should be."
Retirement
Happy retirement. Pro tip: the trick is to look busy enough that no one asks you to do anything.
Retirement
Welcome to retirement, where every weekday is "what day is it?"
Retirement
Congratulations on retirement — the only career milestone that gets you out of the building.
Retirement
Happy retirement. Try to remember the rest of us still have to show up tomorrow.
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To retirement — when you can finally answer "what do you do?" with "whatever I want."
Retirement
Congratulations! Your hobbies are about to multiply. So is your nap schedule.
Retirement
Happy retirement. You've earned the right to complain about the weather full-time.
Retirement
Welcome to the retired life. Bring snacks. Lower your expectations of yourself. Win.
Retirement
Congratulations on retirement. Now you can be the slow person in line on purpose.
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Happy retirement! Your golf game is about to either improve or become a personality.
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To retirement: where "I'm too busy" becomes "I'm too retired."
Retirement
Congratulations. The chair you sit in now is officially better than your office chair.
Retirement
Happy retirement! Don't worry — we'll keep working so the country runs. Don't mention it.
Retirement
Welcome to retirement. The official sport is "doing things at your own pace."
Retirement
Congratulations on retirement. Have you ever considered getting really into birds? Just a thought.
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Happy retirement. Free from meetings. Free from emails. Almost free from your spouse asking what you're doing.
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To retirement — where "running errands" is now an event, a day, a lifestyle.
Retirement
Congratulations. You're now in the demographic ads have given up on.