Halloween · 30 cards

Happy Halloween Wishes

General Halloween wishes — short, warm, and ready for porch lights, jack-o'-lanterns, and candy bowls.

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May your candy bowl outlast your willpower. Happy Halloween.

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Tonight the porch light is on, the pumpkin's lit, the doorbell will not stop. May yours be the same. Happy Halloween.

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Trick or treat — but mostly treat. Have the best one. Happy Halloween.

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Witches, ghosts, two pirates, and a child dressed as a USB stick. May your night be just as weird and excellent.

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Happy Halloween to everyone who has been planning the costume since August. Today's your day.

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The candy is sorted, the pumpkin is carved, the dog is unimpressed. Halloween is officially open.

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May your fog machine work, your wig stay on, and your kids forget about the candy bowl for at least twenty minutes. Happy Halloween.

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Tonight is for the small ghosts in cape costumes, the teenagers pretending not to care, and the dads handing out the good chocolate. Happy Halloween.

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To everyone in costume, in pajamas, or quietly eating leftover candy on the couch: it counts. Happy Halloween.

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Wishing you a porch that gets visited, a doorbell that gets rung, and a night that ends with too much sugar and a satisfied dog.

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Tonight is officially permission to dress like someone else for a few hours. Use it. Happy Halloween.

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To the parent who carved the pumpkin alone at 11 p.m. — we see you. Happy Halloween.

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May your tricks be light, your treats be heavy, and your costume photos be embarrassing enough to print someday.

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Happy Halloween. Eat one piece of candy from the bowl before you give the rest away. Tradition.

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Tonight: caramel apples, cheap costumes, scary movies, sticky floors. May yours be exactly that.

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To the neighborhood that does Halloween properly — strings of orange lights, fake cobwebs, full-size candy bars — thank you for being our childhoods.

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Wishing you a Halloween of small monsters at your door, kind teenagers in the back, and one really good costume idea that you actually pulled off this year.

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Tonight, may the only thing scary be the dent in your candy budget.

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Happy Halloween to the kid wearing the homemade costume, the parent who stitched it past midnight, and the grandparent who said it was the best one.

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May your jack-o'-lantern smile crookedly. May your night be too short. May your candy stash be too long. Happy Halloween.

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Wishing you the best night of pretending. Of dressing up. Of small chaos. Of pretending the dog likes the cape. Happy Halloween.

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To the introverts hiding from the doorbell — happy Halloween. Leave a bowl out. We support this.

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Pumpkin spice everything. Cobwebs on the porch. A child in a tiger suit refusing to walk. This is the season. Happy Halloween.

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May your night be louder than usual, kinder than usual, and full of the cheap kind of sugar that tastes best on October 31st.

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Tonight is for being someone else for a few hours. Be the someone you've been planning since summer. Happy Halloween.