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Happy Women's Day. You are equal to men, which is to say, slightly underpaid and routinely interrupted in meetings. Solidarity.
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Happy Women's Day Funny Wishes
Find funny Women's Day wishes, quotes, images and messages to show the amazing women in your life how much you care about them!
Celebrate the amazing women in your life by sending them special happy Women's Day wishes! Find funny Women's Day quotes, images and messages to fill them with appreciation and admiration. Let them know that you are always there to support them!
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Wishing you a Women's Day where the only emotional labor you do is choosing which dessert to order.
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Happy International Women's Day. May your group chat be active and your DMs be quiet.
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Women's Day greeting: behind every successful woman is herself, and probably a friend texting you go off.
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Happy Women's Day to the woman who has read the room, the assignment, AND the receipts. Carry on.
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Wishing you a Women's Day with zero unsolicited career advice from men who couldn't do your job for a single afternoon.
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Happy Women's Day. May your bra come off the second you walk in the door and your password manager actually work.
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Women's Day tip: today is for you. Tomorrow is also for you. The day after that, still you. Pace yourself.
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Happy Women's Day to the woman who built it, named it, ran it, AND remembered to defrost the chicken.
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Wishing you a Women's Day with extra chocolate, fewer meetings, and a bathroom door that locks.
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Happy Women's Day. May you continue to be the most competent person in every room you walk into. Sorry about that.
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Women's Day greeting: you are powerful, you are brilliant, you are also allowed to nap. All of these are true.
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Happy Women's Day. May your inbox shrink, your bank balance grow, and your jeans fit straight out of the dryer.
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Wishing you a Women's Day where mansplaining gets caught at the front door like the family dog.
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Happy Women's Day to the woman who can microwave leftovers without revealing them.
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Women's Day wish: that you are loved, respected, and the only one with access to the good snacks.
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Happy Women's Day. Today's gift to you: permission to leave the group chat. Any group chat. All of them.
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Wishing you a Women's Day with a hairstyle that holds, a bra that fits, and a coworker who finally gets it.
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Happy Women's Day to the woman who reads contracts AND ingredient labels. You're the reason civilization functions.
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Women's Day note: nobody is asking how you do it all, because they already know — you're not sleeping. Hope today changes that.
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Happy Women's Day. May the only opinions you receive today be ones you asked for.
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Wishing you a Women's Day full of small petty wins and one big public one.
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Happy Women's Day to the woman whose to-do list is doing the heavy lifting in three different households.
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Women's Day greeting: you are doing too much. Today, do slightly less of it. Tip the universe.
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Happy Women's Day. May your shower be hot, your tea be hotter, and your enemies be vaguely uncomfortable.