Birthday
Happy birthday — at your age, the candles are a tribute to your survival.
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Funny Birthday Wishes
A birthday is the perfect excuse to bring on the laughs and make the day unforgettable. This collection of funny birthday wishes offers short, humorous quotes and sayings you can copy, tweak, and share with friends, family, or coworkers. Pick one that fits their personality and send a postcard to deliver a chuckle along with your heartfelt wishes.
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Wishing you a year of slower mornings and better excuses. Happy birthday.
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Happy birthday! Hope your dentist appreciates the cake fund you'll be funneling their way.
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Another year of you doing what only you do, and pretending to enjoy it the whole time. Happy birthday.
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Happy birthday! You're not old until your back makes the same sound as your knees. So… condolences.