Birthday
Happy birthday! You're not getting older, you're getting more interesting. Mostly.
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Funny Birthday Wishes
Funny birthday wishes to make someone smile on their special day. Collection of short humorous quotes & sayings.
This page contains a collection of funny birthday wishes that you can use to wish your friends, family, or colleagues a happy birthday. Find humorous quotes and sayings to make them laugh and put a smile on their face on this special day!
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Another year of being legally required to pretend you're still in your prime. Happy birthday.
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Happy birthday — at this point, the candles are just a fire hazard.
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They say age is just a number. In your case, a pretty big one. Happy birthday.
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Happy birthday! Statistically, you're closer to your nap than to your youth. Embrace it.
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Don't think of it as another year older. Think of it as another year of free birthday cake.
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Happy birthday to someone whose hairline is retreating faster than my financial goals.
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You're not old. You're "vintage." Happy birthday.
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Happy birthday! Hope your knees hold up through the celebration.
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Another candle, another reason to upgrade the smoke alarm. Happy birthday.
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Happy birthday! Remember when this used to be a fun number?
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Congrats on surviving another year of yourself. That's impressive.
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Happy birthday. I'd say you don't look a day over thirty, but I left my glasses at home.
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Wishing you a birthday celebration loud enough to be heard from the next decade.
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Happy birthday! At this age, the cake should probably be more cake, less candle.
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They say with age comes wisdom. So… how's that going for you? Happy birthday.
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Happy birthday. Officially eligible for the senior discount of life. Just kidding. Mostly.
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Another year, another opportunity to remind you how much older you are than I am. Happy birthday.
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Happy birthday! Don't worry — you've still got plenty of years to mess up.
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You don't look your age. You look slightly older than that.
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Happy birthday — to someone aging with style. Mostly.
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Happy birthday! Your liver called. It's begging for moderation. We laughed.
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Another year of being too old for the youth and too young for the elders. Welcome to the awkward middle. Happy birthday.
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Happy birthday! The good news: you're still alive. The bad news: every year confirms it harder.
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Cheers to the birthday person whose Spotify recommendations have officially gotten weird.