You spent years pretending to look busy — now you can openly do nothing without guilt.
Fresh today · Monday, 8 June
New Wishes
A handful of wishes pulled from the cabinet this morning. Pick one up — copy, save it to your pinboard, or send it on.
The office will survive, probably, possibly, eventually, with significantly more meetings.
Welcome to the time of life where lunch can be a verb that lasts three hours.
You're not lazy now — you're strategically resting at an executive level.
May your hobbies become slightly obsessive and your responsibilities laughably few.
Enjoy explaining to grandkids what a fax machine was and why anyone tolerated one.
↑ pick one up
Browse by occasion
What are we writing today?
Cabinets sorted by occasion. Open one — pages are arranged by warmth, not algorithm.
- Anniversary
- Baby
- Belated
- Best
- Birthday
- Boy
- Boyfriend
- Christian
- Christmas
- Congratulation
- Diwali
- Easter
- Eid Mubarak
- Engagement
- Farewell
- Fathers Day
- Friendship
- Funny
- Get Well
- Girl
- Girlfriend
- Good Morning
- Good Night
- Graduation
- Hanukkah
- Heart Touching
- Holiday
- Invitation
- Job
- Love
- Miss You
- Mothers Day
- New Year
- Recovery
- Retirement
- Romantic
- Thank You
- Thanksgiving
- Wedding
- Well
- Women's Day
- Sympathy
- Valentine's Day
- Halloween
- Veterans Day
More from today
Your career obituary reads: showed up, got things done, refused to wear branded fleece.
Congratulations on becoming a full-time consultant on the subject of leaving you alone.
The fluorescent lights will dim slightly without you — we'll cope, somehow.
May your retirement be as smooth as the excuses you used to leave early on Fridays.
You've cashed in decades of meetings for a lifetime of mornings — fair trade.
Goodbye, deadlines. Hello, deciding whether 11am is too early for ice cream.
Your new uniform is whatever you slept in — wear it with executive confidence.
Retirement looks good on you — mostly because it doesn't require ironing.
Working alongside you made the bad days bearable and the good days genuinely fun.
You set the standard for showing up — competent, kind, and never the loudest in the room.
The desk next to yours is about to feel a lot quieter and significantly less helpful.
Thanks for the years of shared coffee, shared deadlines, and the occasional shared sigh.
You leave behind work that holds up and people who remember exactly why they liked you.
Cheers to a coworker who actually answered emails on the same day they arrived.
You made the team better by being in it — that's a rare and quiet kind of legacy.
Wishing you mornings unscheduled and afternoons unhurried — you've genuinely earned both.
Your patience with our chaos was the closest thing this office had to a benefits plan.
May your retirement match the calm competence you brought to every Monday meeting.
Working with you taught me that steady beats flashy every single time.