Wishing you a negative test before the supplies you stocked up on get depressing to look at.
Fresh today · Monday, 8 June
New Wishes
A handful of wishes pulled from the cabinet this morning. Pick one up — copy, save it to your pinboard, or send it on.
Hoping your sense of taste comes back ranked exactly where it was before — and not in some weird new order.
Sending healing thoughts and a quiet hope that you don't have to learn what long covid means firsthand.
May the brain fog clear in time for whatever you've been postponing.
Wishing you a full recovery and a return to crowds you actually enjoy.
Hoping the worst symptom you have tomorrow is mild boredom.
↑ pick one up
Browse by occasion
What are we writing today?
Cabinets sorted by occasion. Open one — pages are arranged by warmth, not algorithm.
- Anniversary
- Baby
- Belated
- Best
- Birthday
- Boy
- Boyfriend
- Christian
- Christmas
- Congratulation
- Diwali
- Easter
- Eid Mubarak
- Engagement
- Farewell
- Fathers Day
- Friendship
- Funny
- Get Well
- Girl
- Girlfriend
- Good Morning
- Good Night
- Graduation
- Hanukkah
- Heart Touching
- Holiday
- Invitation
- Job
- Love
- Miss You
- Mothers Day
- New Year
- Recovery
- Retirement
- Romantic
- Thank You
- Thanksgiving
- Wedding
- Well
- Women's Day
- Sympathy
- Valentine's Day
- Halloween
- Veterans Day
More from today
Sending you patience, electrolytes, and the deep belief that you'll be back on your feet by next weekend.
Congratulations on graduating from setting alarms to setting your own pace — try not to gloat too loudly.
You finally get to find out what Tuesday afternoons look like — spoiler, they look like Saturday.
Retirement: the only promotion where the pay goes down and the satisfaction goes up.
May your inbox stay empty and your hammock stay full for the foreseeable forever.
Your out-of-office reply is now permanent — bold move, beautifully executed.
They say retirement is twice the spouse on half the pay — good luck to everyone involved.
You've earned the right to nap aggressively and answer no emails ironically.
Welcome to the club where every day is Saturday and every shirt is optional.
Cheers to becoming the person who tells stories starting with 'back when I worked'.
Your commute just shrank to the distance between bed and coffee pot — congrats.
May your golf score drop and your nap quality climb to legendary heights.
Funny how the only thing you'll miss is complaining about the things you no longer have to do.
You're not retiring — you're being released back into the wild after decades of captivity.
Now begins the noble pursuit of doing absolutely nothing and getting really good at it.
Wishing you the kind of mornings that don't require pants or productivity.
You'll be missed — mostly because nobody else knows the printer password.
Retirement means your alarm clock files for unemployment too — congratulations to it.
May your weekends finally feel like weekends and not the brief intermission between Mondays.