Short Funny Wedding Wishes

May your love to each other carry you through all the good times and the bad ones!

May you have plenty of kids, so that you can always blame them for any arguments!

Wishing you a lifetime of adventure, romance and hilarity in your marriage!

Wishing you all the bickering and teasing that comes with a long-lasting marriage!

Wishing you a lifetime of shared pizza, Netflix-binging, and laughter!

May you both have each other's back during the good, the bad, and the ugly!

Here's to the two of you married and annoying each other until the end of time!

May your marriage be like Wine! Come with age, improve with time, and never sour!

May your love for each other warm your hearts until the end of time!

Wishing the two of you lots of love and laughter, not just on the wedding day, but for all the days of your life!

May your love for each other be as timeless as your wedding vows!

May all your dreams and wishes come true as you venture into your married life!

May every night be filled with sweet dreams of each other as you appreciate being married!

Congratulations on tying the knot! May you be blessed with a lifetime of laughter and happiness!

Wishing you a lifetime of happily ever after! Congratulations!

Congratulations on taking the plunge! Here’s to a happy and long-lasting marriage!

Wishing you a long-lasting relationship filled with love and understanding. Congratulations!

Here’s to lots of surprising twists and turns as you enter the new and exciting chapter of marriage!

May your married life be enriched with fond memories and lots of smiles!

May your love for each other be strong enough that you can withstand all the test of time! Congratulations!

Congratulations on your wedding! May every day of your married life bring more and more love and laughter into your lives. Enjoy every second of it!

Wishing you much love and joy and every happiness your hearts can hold on this special day, and for many years to come! Congratulations on your wedding!

It's wonderful that two people so special have found each other and decided to spend their lives together. I wish you the very best for your wedding and your marriage!

Wishing you a lot of fond memories and lots of good luck for the years ahead. Congratulations on your wedding!

I'm really delighted that you've decided to bind yourselves together. I wish you lots of love, understanding and patience on your wedding day and always!

Congratulations and best wishes for your new life as a married couple! Wishing you a peaceful, happy, and blissful married life!

You've chosen each other to share your lives during the good and bad times. May your love be eternal and your life full of joy! Congratulations on your wedding day!

On this special day, it's my pleasure to express to you all my love and best wishes. Have an incredibly blessed and forever-lasting marriage!

Love brought you together, and may it be your compass through your married life! May you have many happy years together as a married couple! Best wishes on your wedding day!

Marriage is a symbol of unity and a lifetime commitment. Best wishes to you on your wedding day as you embark on a new journey together. Have a wonderful life together!