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Congratulations. You've found someone who tolerates your weird breakfast habits and is willing to sign paperwork about it.
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Funny Wedding Wishes
Funny Wedding Wishes is a website dedicated to help couples find perfect witty wishes for their special day. We offer a collection of funny wedding wishes to bring a smile to the bride and groom.
Funny Wedding Wishes is a website dedicated to helping couples find the perfect witty wish for their special day. We have created a collection of funny wedding wishes that will surely bring a smile to the bride and groom. Whether it's a funny wedding toast, a humorous card message, or a funny wedding quote, our funny wedding wishes are guaranteed to add some fun to the celebration.
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Marriage is just choosing the same person to annoy for the rest of your life. Pick wisely. Oh wait — too late. Congrats.
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Wishing you a long, happy marriage and a thermostat compromise you can both live with.
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May your love be eternal and your Wi-Fi password never change.
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Congrats on legally upgrading your roommate.
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Wishing you both the kind of marriage where the snacks are split fairly and the blanket is not.
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Marriage tip from someone who hasn't done it: nobody actually remembers what side of the bed is theirs. Argue accordingly.
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Best wishes. May your fights be short, your snacks be shared, and your in-laws live a reasonable distance away.
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Congratulations. You've officially run out of excuses not to put each other as emergency contact.
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Wishing you both decades of small talk that still feels interesting and big talks that still feel safe.
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May your marriage be like the good Wi-Fi: strong, steady, and only requires a reboot occasionally.
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Congratulations on finding the person willing to hear your full opinion on every restaurant you've ever been to.
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Marriage is mostly figuring out how to load the dishwasher together. You'll be fine. Probably.
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Wishing you both a happy marriage, separate sinks, and a TV remote each.
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Congratulations. May your first big fight be over something small enough to laugh about by Tuesday.
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Wedding wishes: matching towels, mismatched socks, and a long, hilarious marriage.
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May your love story have a few good plot twists, no tragic third act, and a very satisfying ending several decades from now.
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Congrats. You've signed up for a lifetime of saying I told you so and never being allowed to enjoy it.
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Wishing you both a marriage built on trust, communication, and a clear understanding of who handles the spider.
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Best wishes. May you always laugh at each other's jokes — at least the ones told in front of company.
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Congratulations on the wedding. The hard part isn't over, but the catering bill is.
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May your marriage be like a good sitcom — long-running, loved by your friends, and only occasionally a little off the rails.
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Wishing you both decades of saying we should get a smaller bed and then never doing it.
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Marriage is a team sport. Try to be on the same team most days. Congratulations.
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Congrats on your wedding. May the only thing you ever sleep on be the couch you both picked out together — voluntarily, after a movie.