Thanksgiving Wishes Funny

May your Thanksgiving be full of stuffing and other forgettable dishes.

May your Thanksgiving be as stuffed as the turkey!

May the stress of hosting Thanksgiving be offset by the abundance of leftovers!

May your Thanksgiving be as long as the Wishbone!

May the cranberry sauce never run out!

May your Thanksgiving Turkey never be dry!

May your plate be filled with only the best this Thanksgiving!

May you never lead a parade of family members to the store for forgotten ingredients!

May your dinner table be cheerful and grateful!

May your pumpkin pie be Flaky and Sweet!

May your Thanksgiving dinner be as runny as the gravy!!

Wishing you a turkey full of stuffing and a pocket full of cash!

May your Thanksgiving be full of all the flavors of the season—except for black pepper.

May your oven mitts never be too close to the turkey!

Here’s to wishing you a Thanksgiving flush with turkey, trimmings, and toilet flushes.

Happy Thanksgiving! May your fridge be full and your belt just a little bit tighter afterwards!

Here’s to stuffing your face and being thankful for it!

Wishing you a Thanksgiving of fork-licking, napkin-dabbing goodness!

Giving thanks without all the tears I cried when I burned the green bean casserole while multitasking.

Hope yours is a Thanksgiving of thanks, not tanks...And may you be in the mood to gobble away happily!

May your stuffing be tasty, your turkey be plump, your potatoes be mashed, and your pies be the yummiest. Happy Thanksgiving!

May Autumn's bounty and beauty surround you and yours this Thanksgiving. Wishing you a another year of goodness, joy and plenty.

Time for turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce, gravy, sweet potatoes, and pumpkin and pecan pies. Yum! Happy Thanksgiving!

May your Thanksgiving feast be plentiful and your spirits be full of joy and thanksgiving. Happy Turkey Day!

May your Thanksgiving dinner table be full of laughter, cheer, and happy memories. Wishing you a Happy Thanksgiving!

Wishing you and your family a fabulous Thanksgiving dinner surrounded by all your loved ones. Have a wonderful Thanksgiving!

May your heart be filled with love and gratitude, your table be filled with delicious food, and your days be filled with joy and good fortune. Happy Thanksgiving!

As we pause to give thanks, let's not forget the true source of our Thanksgiving, the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. Wishing you a joyful and blessed Thanksgiving!

Cheers to stuffing our faces, watching football, and of course giving thanks! Wishing you an unforgettable Thanksgiving!

This Thanksgiving, let us remember to give thanks for the many blessings we have received. Have a blessed and meaningful Thanksgiving!