Thanksgiving
Happy Thanksgiving. May the gravy reach the table, the cranberry sauce make a guest appearance, and the dog stay out of the trash.
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Funny Thanksgiving Wishes Wording
This page has a huge collection of funny Thanksgiving wishes wording to make your friends and family smile this holiday season. Find the perfect quote or create your own to wish them a happy Thanksgiving.
Looking for creative ideas to wish your friends and family this Thanksgiving? Look no further than this page devoted to finding the perfect funny Thanksgiving wishes wording. Whether you’re searching for a specific quote or looking for inspiration to create your own, this page has a huge collection of light-hearted sayings to get you in the holiday spirit!
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Thanksgiving wishes. May the kids behave for one full meal. We can dream.
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Happy Thanksgiving. The plan: eat too much, talk too long, and pretend the football is interesting.
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Wishing you a Thanksgiving where the only argument is over who gets the last piece of pie.
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Happy Thanksgiving. May the relatives behave, the kids run out of energy before the adults do, and the seating chart be a non-issue.
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Thanksgiving plan: stretchy pants, two helpings of stuffing, and pretending to be interested in Uncle Roger's opinions on traffic.
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Happy Thanksgiving. The bird is in the oven. The relatives are en route. The wine is open. The countdown to peace begins.
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Wishing you a Thanksgiving where the cranberry sauce actually appears.
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Happy Thanksgiving. May the politics stay off the table, the carbs stay on it, and the gravy never run out.
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Thanksgiving prayer: please let the small children behave for one consecutive hour. Amen. Pass the rolls.
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Happy Thanksgiving. The traditional dishes will appear. The traditional arguments will follow. The traditional naps will save us all.
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Wishing you a Thanksgiving spent eating until you have to lie down.
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Happy Thanksgiving. The plan: eat, sleep, repeat.
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Thanksgiving wishes. May the only fire in the kitchen be the one under the gravy boat.
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Happy Thanksgiving. The relatives will arrive. The leftovers will multiply. The patience will be tested. The pie will save us.
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Wishing you a Thanksgiving where the only meltdown is a marshmallow on the sweet potatoes.
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Happy Thanksgiving. The pants are stretchy. The TV is on. The dog is hopeful.
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Thanksgiving plan: nap, eat, nap, eat, nap, pie, nap, leftovers.
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Happy Thanksgiving. The cousin who always brings the cheap wine will arrive. Strategy is everything.
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Wishing you a Thanksgiving where the only thing roasted is the turkey.
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Happy Thanksgiving. The schedule will be ignored. The pie will be eaten. The leftover container war will commence.
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Thanksgiving wisdom: the second piece of pie has fewer calories than the first because you've already given up.
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Happy Thanksgiving. May the wine glass be refilled, the gravy be defended, and the host be too polite to comment on the seventh helping.
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Wishing you a Thanksgiving where the kids' table is closer to the dessert than the adults' table.
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Happy Thanksgiving. The plan: out-eat last year's version of yourself.