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Funny Thanksgiving Wishes

A collection of funny Thanksgiving Wishes to make your family and friends smile on the holiday. Enjoy our great selection of Thanksgiving messages and cards.

This page contains funny Thanksgiving Wishes to share with your family and friends on Thanksgiving day. Browse through our collection of great Thanksgiving messages and send a funny Thanksgiving card to make the day even brighter. Find the right words to make your loved ones smile and have a truly memorable Thanksgiving.
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May you be thankful for the food on your table and the family gathered around it!

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Happy Thanksgiving - may you eat your fill and still find room for seconds!

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Wishing you a feast worthy of a turkey-trotting Our-Feathered-Friend!

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Cheers to a stress-free Thanksgiving; no fights at the table allowed!

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Here’s to a holiday where our pants don’t feel the tightest!

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Thanksgiving dinners take 18 hours to prepare. They are consumed in 12 minutes. Half-times take 12 minutes. This is not a coincidence.

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It’s not Thanks-ME! It’s not Thanks-YOU! It’s THANKS-GIVING!

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Happy Thanksgiving! I’d like to thank everyone for a delicious year!

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Wishing you so much joy and happiness this Thanksgiving Day and always!

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I’d be thankful with a little, I’d be thankful with a lot. In the end I’d be thankful no matter what!

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May your belly be full and your football teams win!

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Wishing you a wonderful holiday season with all the trimmings - including leftovers!

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Happy Thanksgiving! Wishing you plenty of yummy food, lots of laughter, and a great time with your family!

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I'm thankful for you! May you enjoy all the best this Thanksgiving.

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I hope your Thanksgiving is as warm and delightful as a freshly baked pumpkin pie!

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May your Thanksgiving be as stuffed as the turkey!

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May your Thanksgiving dinner be spectacular and enjoyed with all of your family and friends!

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Happy Thanksgiving! Have a marvelous holiday surrounded by laughter and love!

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I'm grateful to have you in my life! Enjoy your Thanksgiving!

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Wishing you a Thanksgiving that is as sweet and delicious as the pumpkin pies!

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This Thanksgiving, I wish everyone a day filled with laughter, joy, good food, and plenty of family and friends. May the mashed potatoes always have enough butter, the pilgrim hats always stay on, and the turkey never get burnt! May the sharing of stories and memories of the past year fill your hearts with warmth. Wishing all of you a wonderful Thanksgiving!

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This Thanksgiving, may your feast be filled with happiness, lots of joy and laughter, and the yummiest food ever! May there be a never-ending flow of jokes and funny stories that bring a smile to everyone’s faces. Wishing everyone a wonderful Thanksgiving!

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This Thanksgiving, I wish everyone a day that is as warm as apple cider and chock full of delicious dishes that pass around the table. May your conversations be filled with witty jokes, the food have just the right amount of salt, and the pumpkin pie amazingly sweet! Wishing everyone a wonderful Thanksgiving!

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For Thanksgiving, I wish everyone a day filled with happy moments and delicious food. May the warmth of family and friends fill your hearts with joy and laughters. As we pass around dishes, let us also pass around stories – and may those stories be the most memorable ones yet! Wishing y'all a blessed Thanksgiving!

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This Thanksgiving I hope that everyone has time for family, for friends, and for the simple joys of a delicious meal. May the songs of gratitude fill the air while we share stories of the year that was and the many blessings in our lives. Wishing everyone a very happy Thanksgiving!