Thanksgiving
May you be thankful for the food on your table and the family gathered around it!
Thanksgiving · 135 cards
Funny Thanksgiving Wishes
Thanksgiving brings families together for laughter, good food, and plenty of playful teasing around the table. These funny Thanksgiving wishes capture the lighthearted spirit of the holiday with clever one-liners and gentle roasts that will have everyone chuckling. Pick one you love, personalize it, and send a postcard to create and send an e-card that turns your celebration into pure joy.
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Happy Thanksgiving - may you eat your fill and still find room for seconds!
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Wishing you a feast worthy of a turkey-trotting Our-Feathered-Friend!
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Cheers to a stress-free Thanksgiving; no fights at the table allowed!
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Here’s to a holiday where our pants don’t feel the tightest!
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Thanksgiving dinners take 18 hours to prepare. They are consumed in 12 minutes. Half-times take 12 minutes. This is not a coincidence.
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It’s not Thanks-ME! It’s not Thanks-YOU! It’s THANKS-GIVING!
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Happy Thanksgiving! I’d like to thank everyone for a delicious year!
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Wishing you so much joy and happiness this Thanksgiving Day and always!
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I’d be thankful with a little, I’d be thankful with a lot. In the end I’d be thankful no matter what!
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May your Thanksgiving be full of stuffing and other forgettable dishes.
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May the stress of hosting Thanksgiving be offset by the abundance of leftovers!
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May your Thanksgiving be as long as the Wishbone!
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May the cranberry sauce never run out!
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May your Thanksgiving Turkey never be dry!
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May your plate be filled with only the best this Thanksgiving!
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May you never lead a parade of family members to the store for forgotten ingredients!
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May your dinner table be cheerful and grateful!
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May your pumpkin pie be Flaky and Sweet!
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May your belly be full and your football teams win!
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Wishing you a wonderful holiday season with all the trimmings - including leftovers!
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Happy Thanksgiving! Wishing you plenty of yummy food, lots of laughter, and a great time with your family!
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I'm thankful for you! May you enjoy all the best this Thanksgiving.
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I hope your Thanksgiving is as warm and delightful as a freshly baked pumpkin pie!
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May your Thanksgiving be as stuffed as the turkey!
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May your Thanksgiving dinner be spectacular and enjoyed with all of your family and friends!
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Happy Thanksgiving! Have a marvelous holiday surrounded by laughter and love!
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I'm grateful to have you in my life! Enjoy your Thanksgiving!
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Wishing you a Thanksgiving that is as sweet and delicious as the pumpkin pies!
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May your Thanksgiving dinner be as runny as the gravy!!
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Wishing you a turkey full of stuffing and a pocket full of cash!
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May your Thanksgiving be full of all the flavors of the season—except for black pepper.
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May your oven mitts never be too close to the turkey!
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Here’s to wishing you a Thanksgiving flush with turkey, trimmings, and toilet flushes.
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Happy Thanksgiving! May your fridge be full and your belt just a little bit tighter afterwards!
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Here’s to stuffing your face and being thankful for it!
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Wishing you a Thanksgiving of fork-licking, napkin-dabbing goodness!
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Giving thanks without all the tears I cried when I burned the green bean casserole while multitasking.
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Hope yours is a Thanksgiving of thanks, not tanks...And may you be in the mood to gobble away happily!
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I'm thankful for all the people in my life — especially those who haven't asked me for anything in return! Best wishes on Thanksgiving!
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We can all be grateful for three things this Thanksgiving: the food on our table, the family and friends gathered around it, and the fact that it only comes once a year!
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It's so easy to be thankful this time of year - for family, for friends, for good times and no worries. Happy Thanksgiving!
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This Thanksgiving, remember that the best way to show your gratitude is to bethankful not just on one day, but every day. Have a wonderful Thanksgiving!
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We all know that Thanksgiving is all about food and catching up with family. But don’t forget to also give thanks for all the wonderful things that have happened during the year! Happy Thanksgiving!
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With Thanksgiving Day just around the corner, let’s not forget to thank our Heavenly Father for all the blessings we have received throughout the year — both big and small. Wishing you a blessed Thanksgiving!
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Let's make Thanksgiving a family effort and show our thanks and gratitude by getting together and doing something special. Have a blessed Thanksgiving!
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On this Thanksgiving Day, let’s take a moment to be thankful. For family and friends, for the food on our tables, for all the blessings that life brings — and for the privilege of being alive! Happy Thanksgiving!
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A special hug and Thanksgiving wish from me to you! May all your blessings be multiplied, and all of your wishes come true! Happy Thanksgiving!
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As you join the family and friends at your Thanksgiving dinner table, don’t forget to thank the Lord for always being there for us. Have a blessed Thanksgiving!
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This Thanksgiving, I wish everyone a day filled with laughter, joy, good food, and plenty of family and friends. May the mashed potatoes always have enough butter, the pilgrim hats always stay on, and the turkey never get burnt! May the sharing of stories and memories of the past year fill your hearts with warmth. Wishing all of you a wonderful Thanksgiving!
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This Thanksgiving, may your feast be filled with happiness, lots of joy and laughter, and the yummiest food ever! May there be a never-ending flow of jokes and funny stories that bring a smile to everyone’s faces. Wishing everyone a wonderful Thanksgiving!
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This Thanksgiving, I wish everyone a day that is as warm as apple cider and chock full of delicious dishes that pass around the table. May your conversations be filled with witty jokes, the food have just the right amount of salt, and the pumpkin pie amazingly sweet! Wishing everyone a wonderful Thanksgiving!
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For Thanksgiving, I wish everyone a day filled with happy moments and delicious food. May the warmth of family and friends fill your hearts with joy and laughters. As we pass around dishes, let us also pass around stories – and may those stories be the most memorable ones yet! Wishing y'all a blessed Thanksgiving!
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This Thanksgiving I hope that everyone has time for family, for friends, and for the simple joys of a delicious meal. May the songs of gratitude fill the air while we share stories of the year that was and the many blessings in our lives. Wishing everyone a very happy Thanksgiving!
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This Thanksgiving, may the laughter and love of your family fill your home with a warmth that just can’t be replicated. May the incredible food remind you of all the amazing things you have to be thankful for. Wishing you all a joyous Thanksgiving!
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On this special day, I wish everyone a holiday season filled with good company, delightful food and lovely memories. May the warmth of the family gatherings bring everyone closer together and the delicious dishes fill your heart with happiness and your spirit with joy. Wishing everyone a wonderful Thanksgiving!
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This Thanksgiving, I wish everyone a day filled with laughter, delicious food, and joyous celebrations. As we share our stories from the past year, may we find that we have many reasons to be thankful. Wishing all of you a very happy Thanksgiving!
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Here’s to a Thanksgiving filled with joyful moments, delicious food, and lots of laughter. May your conversations be filled with catchphrases and goofy laughters. May the turkey be juicy and the pumpkin pie be extra sweet! Wishing everyone a wonderful Thanksgiving!
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I wish everyone a holiday season filled with warmth, satisfaction, and the occasional turkey and pumpkin pie. As we come around the table, let us share a thankful sentiment with all our friends and family. Have a joyful Thanksgiving!
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May your stuffing be tasty, your turkey be plump, your potatoes be mashed, and your pies be the yummiest. Happy Thanksgiving!
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May Autumn's bounty and beauty surround you and yours this Thanksgiving. Wishing you a another year of goodness, joy and plenty.
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Time for turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce, gravy, sweet potatoes, and pumpkin and pecan pies. Yum! Happy Thanksgiving!
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May your Thanksgiving feast be plentiful and your spirits be full of joy and thanksgiving. Happy Turkey Day!
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May your Thanksgiving dinner table be full of laughter, cheer, and happy memories. Wishing you a Happy Thanksgiving!
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Wishing you and your family a fabulous Thanksgiving dinner surrounded by all your loved ones. Have a wonderful Thanksgiving!
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May your heart be filled with love and gratitude, your table be filled with delicious food, and your days be filled with joy and good fortune. Happy Thanksgiving!
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As we pause to give thanks, let's not forget the true source of our Thanksgiving, the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. Wishing you a joyful and blessed Thanksgiving!
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Cheers to stuffing our faces, watching football, and of course giving thanks! Wishing you an unforgettable Thanksgiving!
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This Thanksgiving, let us remember to give thanks for the many blessings we have received. Have a blessed and meaningful Thanksgiving!
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May your Thanksgiving dinner be showered with joy and laughter!
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Wishing you the happiest of holiday seasons and a plentiful Thanksgiving!
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May your Thanksgiving be full of friends, family and food!
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Wishing you a very Happy Thanksgiving, and a warm and cozy holiday season!
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Wishing you a happy Thanksgiving and a year filled with joy. May your heart be full as you feast on stuffed turkey and pumpkin pies.
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May your Thanksgiving wishes come true, and your dreams be even better! Have a wonderful Thanksgiving.
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May your Thanksgiving meal be plentiful, and your harvest plentiful. Wishing you a Happy Thanksgiving!
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May your Thanksgiving dinner bey loaded with joy, laughter, and of course, lots of food! Happy Thanksgiving!
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Wishing you a blessed Thanksgiving, and a season filled with love, peace, and plentiful good food.
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Sending you a huge Thanksgiving hug and lots of wishes for peace and joy during this happy holiday season.
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Happy Thanksgiving. Today, we eat too much, talk too long, and pretend the football is interesting. Standard format.
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Thanksgiving wishes. May the gravy reach the table, the cranberry sauce make a guest appearance, and the dog stay out of the trash. We can dream.
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Happy Thanksgiving. The schedule: eat, nap, eat again, nap again, briefly socialize, nap a third time. We've trained for this.
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Wishing you a Thanksgiving where the only argument is over who gets the last piece of pie.
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Happy Thanksgiving. May the relatives behave, the kids run out of energy before the adults do, and the seating chart be a non-issue. (One of these is unrealistic.)
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Thanksgiving plan: stretchy pants, two helpings of stuffing, and pretending to be interested in Uncle Roger's opinions on traffic.
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Happy Thanksgiving. The bird is in the oven. The relatives are en route. The wine is open. The countdown to peace begins.
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Wishing you a Thanksgiving where the cranberry sauce actually appears, the turkey isn't dry, and Aunt Linda forgets to bring her casserole. Two out of three is a win.
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Happy Thanksgiving. May the politics stay off the table, the carbs stay on it, and the gravy never run out.
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Thanksgiving prayer: please let the small children behave for one consecutive hour. Amen. Pass the rolls.
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Happy Thanksgiving. The traditional dishes will appear. The traditional arguments will follow. The traditional naps will save us all.
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Wishing you a Thanksgiving spent eating until you have to lie down. That's the assignment. Complete it.
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Happy Thanksgiving. The plan: eat, sleep, repeat. Possibly watch football. Definitely complain about leftovers being put away wrong.
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Thanksgiving wishes. May the only fire in the kitchen be the one under the gravy boat.
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Happy Thanksgiving. The relatives will arrive. The leftovers will multiply. The patience will be tested. The pie will save us.
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Wishing you a Thanksgiving where the only meltdown is a marshmallow on the sweet potatoes.
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Happy Thanksgiving. The pants are stretchy. The TV is on. The dog is hopeful. The bird is dramatic. Everyone is in their place.
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Thanksgiving plan: nap, eat, nap, eat, nap, pie, nap, leftovers. Variations allowed. Naps non-negotiable.
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Happy Thanksgiving. The cousin who always brings the cheap wine will arrive. The cousin who always brings the good wine will, too. Strategy is everything.
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Wishing you a Thanksgiving where the only thing roasted is the turkey, not the relatives.
Frequently asked questions
What should I write in a Funny Thanksgiving Wishes card?
Funny cards work because they break the expected register. Lead with one specific, slightly unflattering observation about the person or the occasion — the kind only someone close enough would dare say — then land on something warm so it doesn't tip into mean. The 135 examples above keep that ratio; copy a line and swap in a detail only you and the recipient know.
Is humor always appropriate for Funny Thanksgiving Wishes?
It depends on how well you know the recipient and how the relationship usually sounds. Inside jokes between close friends or siblings can carry a card; corporate-distant or recently-grieving recipients almost never can. If you're unsure whether a line will land, it probably won't — switch to a sincere wish from another page in the Thanksgiving category instead.
Can I personalise these Funny Thanksgiving Wishes with the recipient's name?
Yes — that's the recommended way to use them. Most wishes here are written generically on purpose so you can replace one phrase with a specific name, date, place, or memory. Our AI generator will also rewrite a chosen wish around personal details you provide.