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Funny Happy Thanksgiving Wishes

Thanksgiving laughter fills the air when you share these funny happy Thanksgiving wishes with everyone at the table. Lighthearted one-liners and clever quips turn ordinary gratitude into unforgettable giggles that friends and family will remember long after the pie is gone. Pick your favorite, personalize it, and send a postcard to create and send an e-card that brings extra smiles this holiday.

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Wishing you a Thanksgiving where you eat dessert first, just in case the meal ends in a family argument.

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Happy Thanksgiving. The forecast: high chance of stuffing, scattered showers of gravy, light winds of polite conversation.

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Thanksgiving wish: that the long-winded relative finally tells the short version of the story. (Hope is alive.)

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Happy Thanksgiving. The day is short. The meal is long. The nap is essential. The leftovers are forever.

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Wishing you a Thanksgiving where the only thing you fight is the urge to take a third slice of pie. (Take it. You earned it.)

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If this one isn't quite right —

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Thank you to all my coworkers for being inspiring. Your enthusiasm and sense of adventure always gives us the courage to try new things even when we are uncertain of the outcome. You help ignite our ambition and make sure that we enjoy the journey of success along the way.

From Thanksgiving Wishes Coworkers
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