Retirement Wishes Funny

May your retirement be filled with more naps than your 9-5

Congratulations on retiring; may the next chapter in your life hold as much fun as your last one!

May your retirement party blow out the candles on the sweetest cake and, of course, some of the best beer!

Here's hoping that your retirement brings as much joy and happiness as you've brought to your job these past few years!

You can finally start sleeping in! Now if only you can convince your cat that the same goes for him!

May your retirement touching every area of your life be as fulfilling and enriching as you'd dreamed it would be!

As you retire, flip the page and begin a brand new chapter! We hope it's better than the last one!

Your retirement should be filled to the brim with all the things you want to do and all the places you want to see! Enjoy it!

Retirement means no more bosses! So, now go take the day off - you deserve it!

Retirement isn't the end, it's the beginning of the best adventure you'll ever have!

May you always remember never to remember what you forgot soon after retirement.

May retirement give you time to do all the things that you didn't get a chance to do while working, like taking multiple afternoon naps!

May you enjoy your golden years of retirement by catching up on all your missed sleep.

Wishing you a retirement filled with lots of joy and just enough excitement to keep you on your toes!

May you use your newly found free time to travel and enjoy life in ways you never imagined before.

Best wishes for a retirement full of relaxation, fun hobbies, and plenty of grandkids to spoil!

Hope your retirement is like a day at the beach – with a cool sea breeze and no deadlines!

Wishing you plenty of naps, lots of laughs, and lots of time to do whatever your heart desires in retirement.

Retirement – here's to having all the time in the world to admire your garden full of weeds and your carpets full of dust!

Wishing you a retirement full of sunshine, fun, and exciting adventures!

May your retirement be filled with naps, daydreams, and enough sunshine to make you feel like you never left the beach! Congratulations on your retirement!

Surf's up gramps! Enjoy your retirement by getting out and breathing some fresh (salty) air!

Retirement is the beginning of a new wave of adventures for you! Wishing you all the best in the years to come!

As you transition to retirement, we wish you smooth sailing and plenty of exciting excursions. A big congratulations!

The beach holiday of your dreams awaits! Congratulations on your retirement and all the years of hard work that earned you the opportunity to relax and lounge away to your hearts content!

It's time for you to set sail and take a break from work. Enjoy retirement and you deserve it for all the years you worked hard!

Time to retire and explore all the new possibilities that await you. We wish you lots of fun times in your retirement!

Congratulations on your retirement! Now you can rest, relax, and enjoy the sun, sand, and sea side instead of being stuck in the office!

Ahoy, matey! With retirement on the horizon, it's time for some new land and sea adventures. Congratulations and good luck!

Congratulations on your retirement! Now you can take all the time in the world for fishing, camping, and exploring without having to worry about pesky deadlines. Wishing you all the best in your retirement!

Congratulations on your retirement! May all your days be as relaxing as the day of your retirement!

Sending you a warm retirement wish and hope that you finally get all the rest you deserve after working for so many years

Congratulations on a well-deserved retirement! May you enjoy life to the fullest and have lots of fun!

Wishing you all the best for your well-earned retirement! May all your dreams come true!

You deserved to have a great retirement after all these years of hard work! May your retirement be as exciting as you always wanted!

Have a wonderful retirement! You have earned your right to do more of what you love and less of what you don't love!

Happy retirement! Now you have the time to do all the things that you have been dreaming of doing!

You have worked hard for many years; now it's time for you to enjoy the fruit of your labor. Have a great retirement!

Sending you a retirement wish with lots of luck and best wishes for the future!

Retirement is the opening of a new adventure! Hope you have an amazing life and lots of fun in this new chapter of your life!