Retirement
Congratulations on graduating from setting alarms to setting your own pace — try not to gloat too loudly.
Retirement · 32 cards
Retirement Wishes Funny
Funny retirement wishes, quotes and phrases to make your farewell from the workplace as humorous and memorable. Get inspired by our collection of hilarious messages.
Retirement Wishes Funny - Find funny retirement wishes, quotes and phrases to make your farewell from the workplace as humorous and memorable as possible. Get inspired by our collection of hilarious messages of good luck and congratulations to say goodbye to your co-workers.
Retirement
You finally get to find out what Tuesday afternoons look like — spoiler, they look like Saturday.
Retirement
Retirement: the only promotion where the pay goes down and the satisfaction goes up.
Retirement
May your inbox stay empty and your hammock stay full for the foreseeable forever.
Retirement
Your out-of-office reply is now permanent — bold move, beautifully executed.
Retirement
They say retirement is twice the spouse on half the pay — good luck to everyone involved.
Retirement
You've earned the right to nap aggressively and answer no emails ironically.
Retirement
Welcome to the club where every day is Saturday and every shirt is optional.
Retirement
Cheers to becoming the person who tells stories starting with 'back when I worked'.
Retirement
Your commute just shrank to the distance between bed and coffee pot — congrats.
Retirement
May your golf score drop and your nap quality climb to legendary heights.
Retirement
Funny how the only thing you'll miss is complaining about the things you no longer have to do.
Retirement
You're not retiring — you're being released back into the wild after decades of captivity.
Retirement
Now begins the noble pursuit of doing absolutely nothing and getting really good at it.
Retirement
Wishing you the kind of mornings that don't require pants or productivity.
Retirement
You'll be missed — mostly because nobody else knows the printer password.
Retirement
Retirement means your alarm clock files for unemployment too — congratulations to it.
Retirement
May your weekends finally feel like weekends and not the brief intermission between Mondays.
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You spent years pretending to look busy — now you can openly do nothing without guilt.
Retirement
The office will survive, probably, possibly, eventually, with significantly more meetings.
Retirement
Welcome to the time of life where lunch can be a verb that lasts three hours.
Retirement
You're not lazy now — you're strategically resting at an executive level.
Retirement
May your hobbies become slightly obsessive and your responsibilities laughably few.
Retirement
Enjoy explaining to grandkids what a fax machine was and why anyone tolerated one.
Retirement
Your career obituary reads: showed up, got things done, refused to wear branded fleece.