Funny Retirement Wishes For A Friend

We wish you a retirement filled with uninterrupted naps, decadent snacks, and lots of relaxing, good times!

We know you'll approach retirement as you do every other challenge - with stoic grace, diligence, and poise! Wishing you a retirement that's enjoyable all the way!

You may be retired, but your charm and wit will never age. Here's to an infinitely fun retirement!

We know you really worked hard, and now it's time for you to rest! Here's to the most enjoyable retirement ever!

Time to say goodbye to work-life and welcome a life of leisure! Wishing you lots of chill time and relaxation.

Retirement may means fewer tasks, but more time for social activities. We wish you a juicy retirement that's social, fun and fulfilling!

Wishing you a retirement that's carefree, relaxed and filled with joy! We hope you keep exploring, discovering and creating endlessly.

Retirement days are coming your way! Wishing you lots of carefree days, with loads of enjoyment and rest.

Getting ready to retire is not the end, but the start of a brand-new adventure! Wishing you a fun-filled, enjoyable retirement!

Best wishes for a smooth transition into retirement! May your retirement days be filled with relaxation, a little adventure, and lots of joy!

Time to take it easy! Come visit the lazy life with me and we'll be happy forever!

Congrats on your retirement from the rat race. Now it's time for an extended vacation!

Congratulations on making your retirement official! I'm so excited for you to lounge and relax all day!

Sending a big hug and lots of best wishes as you embark on your next big adventure - retirement!

Welcome to the world of retirement - Clear your schedule for perfect days filled with absolutely nothing!

Farewell to your old life and welcome to your new one! Have a wonderful retirement filled with joy and relaxation!

The moment that seemed so far away is finally here! Wishing you a joy-filled retirement with plenty of time for adventure!

No more getting up early for work! Now you can sleep in and make your own schedule - welcome to retirement!

I know that deep down you've been waiting for this special moment - Have the most wonderful retirement!

Say goodbye to toils and troubles and hello to your retirement! Here's to a well-deserved break from it all!

Wishing you a retirement as enjoyable and relaxing as possible! After all the hard work, long hours and stress of your career, you deserve the best! Congratulations on finally having the time to indulge in your hobbies, enjoy all the fruits of your labor, and of course, take some well-deserved naps. Here's to the beginning of a happy, fun, and productive retirement!

It’s your time to relax! No more exhaustion from those long hours at the office or from dealing with stress-inducing deadlines. All that hard work has now paid off and you can enjoy the spoils of retirement. Congratulations! Here’s to a retirement full of amazing experiences and good health!

Finally unemployed! Congrats on retiring! May your days be full of adventures, lots of leisure time, and all the fun activities that you longed for during your career. Here’s to loads of successes and joys in your retirement!

I raise a toast to our dear friend who is now enjoying one of the best stages of his life - his retirement! Life has been kind enough to give you free time, lots of financial benefits, and the benefits of wisdom. Enjoy each day of retirement and create lovely memories! May you have a long, healthy, and happy retirement life!

Your last day of work is a celebration of sorts. After all the years of hard work, you’re finally being rewarded and now have the time to do the things that you’ve always wanted to do. Congratulations on finally retiring and a little break from the rat race! Here’s a toast to a relaxed and happy retirement!

It’s time to take your foot off the gas pedal and enjoy the rest of the journey. Thank you for all the years of hard work and dedication. You’ve earned your rest and relaxation and deserve something to look forward to while the days away. Congratulations on a happy and healthy retirement!

You’ve come a long way, long past the days of your twenties and thirties. Now it’s finally time to kick up your feet and take it all in. Congrats on all the years you’ve worked, and here’s to an even better retirement. And the best part is, there’s no need to worry about 9 to 5 work - congratulations!

You’ve only just stepped off the treadmill of life, now its time to take a leisurely stroll and enjoy the wonderful life that awaits you. Congratulations on achieving retirement and here’s to a great new chapter! Filled with travels, new hobbies, and some much needed R&R, you’re in for some great times!

Dreams to do, future plans to make, and so much of life left to explore. Congratulations - retirement life is now your golden ticket to all those things. May your retirement days be full of joy, peace, and relaxation and to many more wonderful days ahead!

No more wake up calls or stressed out days. A life of leisure is now your reward! Congratulations on retiring! Wishing you years of fantastic moments, incredible experiences, and plenty of relaxation. Here’s to a retiree who now has the free time to do whatever they please!

Congratulations on your retirement! Wishing you a life filled with joy, laughter, and dreams come true. May your days be filled with sunshine and happiness and your nights be filled with stars and sweet dreams!

It’s your retirement, so get ready for the sweet life! Have a blast and enjoy every bit of it! Wishing you lots of joy and happiness!

You’ve worked hard for so long and now it’s time to retire and enjoy the best part of life. Retirement gives you the opportunity to do all the things that you’ve been wanting to do. Enjoy every moment!

Say goodbye to 9-to-5 and hello to fun-to-9! Congratulations on your retirement – it’s time to read, travel, explore, and make your own hours. Enjoy every minute!

Your should be proud of all you’ve accomplished and all the years of hard work. Now, take a deep breath and enjoy the sweet life of retirement! Wishing you lots of success and happiness!

Say hello to more leisure time, no more worries and no more deadlines! Enjoy every bit of the wonderful journey of retirement! Congratulations and best wishes!

Your time, energy and dedication gave the best result - Retirement! Now it's time to go on that long-awaited vacation. Enjoy it and have a blast!

Retirement has its own charms! Now, you can finally pursue your hobby, Volunteer in your favorite charity and dinner with friends or family! Wishing you a wonderful retirement!

Retirement marks the start of a new journey and a new beginning! Congratulations on this new chapter in your life and wishing you a retired life filled with happiness!

A very warm congratulations and best wishes to you for a wonderful and beautiful retirement. May your days be filled with sunshine and sweet memories!