Retirement
You're retiring? Finally, an excuse for the long lunches we've been pretending were spontaneous.
Retirement · 32 cards
Funny Retirement Wishes For A Friend
Find creative and funny retirement wishes for a friend. From funny retirement quotes to sincere congratulations. Sentiments here to capture the joys and challenges of retirement.
Looking for some creative and funny retirement wishes for a friend? Find the perfect sentiments here. From funny retirement quotes to sincere congratulations for retirement, these retirement wishes perfectly capture the joys and challenges of starting the next chapter.
Retirement
Congratulations — you can now nap during the hours you used to call work meetings.
Retirement
Friend, your new full-time job is explaining to people what you do all day.
Retirement
May your retirement hobbies include fewer spreadsheets and significantly more questionable hats.
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You've earned the right to wear pajamas until 3 p.m. without anyone noting it on a review.
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Retirement suits you — which is alarming, because you haven't tried it yet and you're already smug.
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Wishing you the freedom to ignore group chats with the dignity of someone who outranks them.
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Friend, your alarm clock has been dismissed without severance — congratulations to it as well.
Retirement
May your golf game improve to merely embarrassing, up from its historical catastrophic level.
Retirement
You're not retiring, you're transitioning to professional opinion-haver and amateur snack inventor.
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Wishing you mornings that begin with coffee and end with the satisfaction of nothing accomplished.
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Friend, the office misses you about as much as you miss the office — which is to say, fondly enough.
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May your retirement be exactly long enough that you forget your old password but not your stories.
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You've waited years to nap with conviction; the time has arrived, and the couch is ready.
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Wishing you a calendar so blank it'll make your old assistant weep with professional confusion.
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Friend, please don't take up woodworking — we've seen your handwriting and that's a fingers issue.
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May your retirement income exceed your retirement expectations, especially the snack budget.
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You're entering the era of saying 'I used to do that for a living' to anyone who asks.
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Wishing you weekdays that feel like weekends and weekends you've forgotten the purpose of entirely.
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Friend, retirement is just unemployment with better marketing — congratulations on the rebrand.
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May the only deadline you face involve a fish, and may that fish always politely cooperate.
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You've officially graduated from emails to opinions, which is the more comfortable career path.
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Wishing you the joy of explaining technology to grandchildren who pity you in real time.
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Friend, the world keeps spinning, but you don't have to keep up with it on a Monday.
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May your hobbies confuse your spouse and delight your dog in roughly equal measure.