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Funny New Year Wishes
The best collection of funny New Year wishes to make your 2021 celebration memorable. Share funny New Year jokes and quotes with your friends and family.
Welcome to our Funny New Year Wishes page. Here you can find fun, light-hearted messages to celebrate the coming of 2021. We have handpicked funny New Year wishes that are perfect for family and friends. Share a New Year’s joke or funny quote and spread smiles all around this New Year’s Eve.
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Wishing you a year with fewer awkward Zoom calls and more legitimate excuses to leave them.
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Here's to a January where your jeans forgive you for December.
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May your inbox shrink, your patience grow, and your phone battery finally last past 3 PM.
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Cheers to a new year — same questionable decisions, freshly numbered.
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May your bad habits develop a noble cause this year and become charity work.
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Wishing you a year where the printer works on the first try at least once.
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Here's to twelve months of pretending you'll cook more and ordering takeout anyway.
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May your group chats stay chaotic and your bank app stay supportive.
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Wishing you the strength to ignore every motivational quote you saved last year.
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Cheers to a year of saying no to brunch invitations that start before 11 AM.
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May your Wi-Fi be strong and your relatives' political opinions weak.
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Here's to finally finishing that show everyone spoiled for you in 2025.
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Wishing you a year where your password works on the first attempt — for once.
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May your snooze button and your willpower negotiate a fair settlement this year.
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Cheers to a year of telling yourself you'll wake up early, and not.
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May your selfies be flattering and your tax returns even more so.
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Wishing you a January gym crowd that thins out by week two, as tradition demands.
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Here's to a year of buying plants and pretending you didn't murder the last batch.
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May your hair, plans, and snacks all stay perfectly intact this year.
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Cheers to twelve months of strategic napping disguised as productivity breaks.
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Wishing you a year where autocorrect finally learns your name.
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May your coffee be strong and your meetings mysteriously cancelled.
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Here's to a year of saying 'I'll start Monday' and meaning it for at least one Monday.
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May your fridge always contain something edible and not from 2024.