Mothers Day
Happy Mother's Day to the woman who survived our childhood and somehow still answers her phone.
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Mothers Day Wishes Funny
Make your mom laugh this Mother's Day with these hilarious and funny wishes. Whether it's a funny card or a simple note, show your mom your love with these silly but meaningful wishes!
This page contains funny wishes for Mother's Day. If you are looking for a special way to express your appreciation to your mom, you will find funny messages and quotes that fit the occasion perfectly. Whether it's a funny card or a simple thoughtful note, show your mom your love with these silly but loving wishes!
Mothers Day
Mom, thank you for not selling us when you clearly had several legitimate opportunities.
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Happy Mother's Day to the only person who'll admit she likes one of us more, depending on the week.
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You said you'd love us no matter what — and then we tested that theory aggressively. Thanks for honoring the warranty.
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Mom, your text messages remain a thrilling mix of love, suspicion, and screenshots from your friend Brenda.
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Happy Mother's Day to the woman who could find a missing sock telepathically but never her own glasses.
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You raised us to be independent thinkers — and then were shocked when we used that against you.
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Mom, your handwriting on a sticky note still makes me feel both loved and lightly accused.
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Happy Mother's Day to the woman whose 'we'll see' was, statistically, always a no.
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Thank you for the snacks, the rides, and the deeply unsolicited opinions about my posture.
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You taught me everything I know — except how to fold a fitted sheet. I refuse to forgive this.
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Happy Mother's Day to the woman who pretended not to hear us swear and then brought it up six years later.
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Mom, you've been right about almost everything, and I will deny that under oath.
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You parent like a tactical genius with snacks. Happy Mother's Day, commander.
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Happy Mother's Day to the only woman who can guilt-trip me with a single emoji.
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Thank you for raising me, feeding me, and occasionally pretending not to know me in public when I deserved it.
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Mom, your selective hearing is a finely tuned instrument, and I respect the artistry.
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Happy Mother's Day to the woman who told me to live my truth and then asked when I'm getting married.
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You said 'because I said so' enough times that it should appear on your headstone — affectionately.
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Mom, you've been threatening to throw out my childhood stuff for twenty years. I'm starting to think you're bluffing.
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Happy Mother's Day to the woman whose voicemails could be edited into a feature-length documentary.
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Thank you for the gift of life, the gift of guilt, and the gift of leftovers I didn't ask for but needed.
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You raised three kids and one dog, and the dog was definitely the easiest. I accept this ranking.
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Happy Mother's Day to the woman who replies to my texts with a thumbs-up and then calls to discuss it.
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Mom, your home remedies are 30% science, 70% vibes, and somehow 100% effective.