Mothers Day
Happy Mother's Day, Mom. You taught me how to fold laundry. I still don't do it correctly. Sorry.
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Funny Mothers Day Wishes
Funny and heartfelt Mothers Day wishes to make your mom laugh and cry with joy. From funny moms quotes to sentimental messages.
Make your mother's day special with funny and heartfelt Mothers Day wishes. Here are some of the best Mothers Day quotes and wishes that will make your mom laugh and cry with joy. From funny moms quotes to sentimental messages – show your appreciation, love and thankfulness for your beloved mom this Mothers Day.
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Mother's Day wishes. May the day include cake you didn't bake, dishes you don't wash, and at least one moment of quiet that nobody interrupts.
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Happy Mother's Day. The kids drew the cards. The cards look like ghosts. We've framed them anyway.
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Wishing you a Mother's Day where the kids actually behave for at least one full meal. (Asking a lot.)
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Happy Mother's Day. May the brunch be hot, the mimosa be cold, and the kids be brief in their thank-yous.
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Mother's Day plan: Mom takes the day off. Dad attempts breakfast. Family pretends to enjoy the result.
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Happy Mother's Day, Mom. The handprint art collection in the basement is growing. We're proud of all 47 pieces.
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Wishing you a Mother's Day where the only thing you fix today is a second cup of coffee.
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Happy Mother's Day. The kids are noisy. The house is messy. The love is, somehow, the loudest of all.
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Mother's Day wisdom: you can sleep when the kids move out. (Not yet. Soon.)
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Happy Mother's Day, Mom. May the gifts be the kind you actually want, not just the kind the kids could afford with their pocket money.
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Wishing you a Mother's Day where the only emotional labor you do is choosing which dessert to eat.
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Happy Mother's Day. The card was Dad's idea. The hand-drawn portrait was the kids'. The mess on the kitchen counter is also the kids'. Standard.
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Mother's Day truth: nobody can fold a fitted sheet correctly. Including you. We've accepted it.
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Happy Mother's Day, Mom. May the kids stay out of your hair for at least one hour today.
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Wishing you a Mother's Day with the recliner, the remote, and zero requests for snacks.
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Happy Mother's Day. The brunch is hot. The kids are loud. The dog is in the photos. Standard.
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Mother's Day plan: do nothing. Let the rest of us handle it. (We probably won't handle it well. But we'll try.)
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Happy Mother's Day, Mom. May the only thing that needs your attention today be the cake.
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Wishing you a Mother's Day where the kids don't fight, the food doesn't burn, and the family doesn't lose the keys.
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Happy Mother's Day. The kids made breakfast. The kitchen is destroyed. The pancakes are technically edible.
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Mother's Day wisdom: the second piece of cake is for emotional reasons. Eat it.
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Happy Mother's Day, Mom. May today be the day where someone else loses the keys and you don't have to find them.
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Wishing you a Mother's Day with a long shower nobody interrupts.
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Happy Mother's Day. The kids will be on their best behavior. (Briefly. Optimistically. We're trying.)