May your daily commute be full of traffic jams and road blockages!
May your boss give you extra projects for no reason whatsoever!
May the demands of working life take their toll on your physical and mental health!
May your colleagues competitively put you down in the office!
May you be stuck in a job that you hate but still have to stick to it!
May your required weekend work leave you exhausted come Monday morning!
May your meetings drag on into eternity with no end in sight!
May your deadlines come far too fast for you to finish given tasks!
May you be forced to adopt hostile and angry boss behaviors!
May your work environment turn into a pressure cooker with your sanity always teetering!
May your new job make you as happy as a clam without a hand to open it!
Wishing you the best of luck in your new job working in the dark, at least you'll be used to it!
Here's hoping your new job doesn't take you for granted like your old one did!
Hope your new job treats you better than your old one, or at least helps you find a better one!
May your new job bring you an extra paycheck, and not just the same paycheck with a different boss!
Best of luck in your new job, but make sure to check your inbox for the inevitable 'Welcome aboard' email!
Wishing you the best in your new job. and one less excuse to call in sick!
Here's hoping your new job doesn't require you to work night and day, just the same pay!
May your new job reward you with a great position to grow, and not just a bunch of excuses to say no!
Best of luck in your new job. Here's hoping you won't be like the other sheep and 'borrow' everyone else's ideas!
May this new role grant you a professional wardrobe upgrade Klutzy Cubicledweller!
May this new opportunity bring you the attention and satisfaction your brilliance deserves!
May your ambitious ideas come to fruition in your new workplace, Beloved Problem Solver!
May this new job take your career to exciting new heights, you Champion of Boundless Possibilities!
May this new opportunity provide you a smaller track, you Piston-Packing Train Master!
May the sky be the limit with this new role, Fearless Navigator of Shift-Changing!
Good luck with this new venture, you Trailblazer Inventor of New Applications!
May your dedication and knowledge earn you exciting advancements, Almighty Operating System Genius!
Best of luck conquering this new battlefront, Tech-Savvy Warrior of the Corporate World!
Wishing you the very best work adventure of your career, brave Champion of Data Automation!