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Wishing you a holiday with fewer fruitcakes and more naps you didn't have to schedule.
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Funny Holiday Wishes For Friends
Surprise your friends with these funny holiday wishes and cards. Browse our unique selection of holiday wishes for friends and let them experience the joy of the holidays.
Find unique, funny holiday wishes for friends here. Share these one-of-a-kind wishes with your friends and remind them to enjoy the holidays. Browse through our large collection of holiday cards and find the perfect ones for friends.
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May your December avoid the relatives who ask about your career every twelve minutes.
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Hope your tree stays up, your lights stay on, and your patience holds out through the second cousin.
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Wishing you the strength to refuse a fourth helping and the wisdom to take it anyway.
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May your holiday playlist drown out the one uncle who insists on singing along.
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Here's to surviving the gift exchange where someone definitely re-wrapped last year's candle.
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Hope Santa skips the diet cookies your aunt left out and goes straight for the good ones.
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Wishing you the calm of a hot toddy and the chaos of opening presents at 6 a.m.
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May your in-laws be tolerable, your dog be merry, and your sweater be ironic enough to survive photos.
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Hope this holiday is the one where the turkey doesn't betray you on national family group chat.
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Wishing you the rare miracle of nobody bringing up politics at the dinner table.
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May your wallet recover before the credit card statement arrives. Happy holidays, friend.
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Hope the gift you give beats the one you receive — but only just enough to stay polite.
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Wishing you a holiday where the only awkward moment is mispronouncing 'charcuterie' again.
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May the eggnog be strong and the small talk be brief — that's all anyone really wants.
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Hope your gingerbread house holds up better than your New Year's resolutions usually do.
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Wishing you presents you actually want and not three more candles in 'winter forest' scent.
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May your travel be smooth and your luggage arrive at the same airport you did.
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Hope you nap so hard the dog gets concerned. Merry holidays from someone planning the same.
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Wishing you a season where the leftovers outlast the awkwardness.
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May your tree survive the cat, your lights survive your wiring, and your snacks survive midnight.
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Hope you get socks — but the good kind, with patterns weird enough to make a statement.
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Wishing you the quiet joy of pretending to like fruitcake one more year.
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May your holiday be merry, your bank account be brave, and your stretchy pants be ready.
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Hope you give exactly zero apologies for hiding from the family Zoom this year.