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Funny Graduation Wishes

Funny Graduation Wishes - Add humor to your congratulations. Find the perfect funny graduation wishes for your friends and family.

Find the perfect funny graduation wishes to congratulate your friends and family who are graduating. We have compiled a list of best funny wishes that you can find. Add a sense of humor to your congratulations and make your friends smile.
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Congratulations, graduate! You're now overqualified for the entry-level jobs you're about to apply for.

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Congratulations on graduating. The student loans are going to be a fun new pet.

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To the graduate — welcome to the real world, where your friends become your only social safety net.

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Congratulations! You've successfully traded one form of being broke for a slightly different one.

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Graduation: where you walk across a stage to receive a piece of paper that costs as much as a house.

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Congratulations, graduate. Your sleep schedule is about to get even worse. Sorry.

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Congrats on the diploma. Mostly framed. Occasionally referred to. Forever proud.

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Congratulations on graduating! Pro tip: nobody actually checks your GPA after this. Live free.

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To the graduate — for years of "I have an essay due" excuses. Time to find new ones.

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Congratulations! You're now legally required to know what taxes are.

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Graduation: the brief window where everyone praises you before asking what you're doing next.

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Congratulations on graduating. The cap fits. The future doesn't. We'll grow into it.

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Congrats, graduate. The good news: school is over. The bad news: school was actually easier.

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Congratulations! You did it! Now please, for everyone's sake, get a hobby that isn't being stressed.

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To the graduate — welcome to a world that will largely ignore your degree until you've been here ten years.

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Congratulations on graduating. You can finally start panicking about something other than finals.

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Congrats! You're now an adult. Apologies. We tried to warn you.

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Graduation tip: the diploma looks better in a frame than in the original mailing tube.

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Congratulations, graduate. Welcome to LinkedIn, where everyone is "thrilled to announce" something.

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To the graduate — you've successfully convinced an institution to give you a piece of paper. Impressive.

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Congratulations! You're now eligible for adult disappointment. Welcome.

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Congrats on graduating. Don't worry — nobody else knows what they're doing either.

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Congratulations, graduate. Step one of being an adult: realize the previous twenty years were the easy part.

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To the graduate — for surviving the most expensive nap-deprived years of your life. Congrats.

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Congratulations! Now you can rest. (Just kidding. Now you start work.)