Girlfriend
Happy birthday to the woman who steals my fries and somehow still gets a kiss for it.
Girlfriend · 32 cards
Funny Birthday Wishes For Girlfriend
Searching for funny birthday wishes for your girlfriend? Check out our great collection of funny birthday cards for her.
Find the perfect funny birthday message for your girlfriend to make her smile and show her how much you care. Choose from our collection of heartfelt and humorous wishes to write in her card.
Girlfriend
Another year older and you still can't parallel park — but I love you anyway.
Girlfriend
Happy birthday, babe — I bought you a gift, then opened it first by accident. Classic me.
Girlfriend
You're aging like fine wine. Expensive, slightly bitter, best in dim lighting.
Girlfriend
Happy birthday to the only person who can roast me and ask for cuddles in the same breath.
Girlfriend
I was going to write a heartfelt note, but you'd just correct my grammar — happy birthday.
Girlfriend
Today you're officially older than yesterday. Mind-blowing scientific update from your boyfriend.
Girlfriend
Happy birthday to my favorite drama, my warmest snack thief, my loudest tiny human.
Girlfriend
You wanted a low-key birthday — so I whispered this wish. You're welcome.
Girlfriend
Happy birthday — please don't read this in your judgmental voice. I can hear it from here.
Girlfriend
May your cake be tall, your candles dramatic, and your boyfriend mildly competent — happy birthday.
Girlfriend
Another trip around the sun and you still argue with GPS — never change. Happy birthday.
Girlfriend
Happy birthday to the woman who treats Google Maps like a personal nemesis.
Girlfriend
I tried to write something deep, but you stole my pen and my snacks. Happy birthday, gremlin.
Girlfriend
Happy birthday to the only person who can sigh in four different languages.
Girlfriend
You're a year older today. I, on the other hand, remain eternally 28 in my head.
Girlfriend
Happy birthday, babe — your gift is hidden where your common sense usually goes.
Girlfriend
I love how you celebrate birthdays like a small country annexing my entire schedule.
Girlfriend
Happy birthday to the woman who eats my dessert and then asks what's for dessert.
Girlfriend
You're the chaos to my calm, the playlist on shuffle, the typo in my otherwise neat life — happy birthday.
Girlfriend
Happy birthday — please blow the candles before I have to pretend to be sentimental again.
Girlfriend
Statistically, you are now closer to napping by 9pm. Embrace it, my love.
Girlfriend
Happy birthday to the woman who texts 'you up?' at 7pm and means snacks.
Girlfriend
I'd say age is just a number, but you'd ask which number, and I value my life.
Girlfriend
Happy birthday — I promise to love you forever, except during episodes of your true crime shows.