Happy bday, babe. Today you get whatever you want. Tomorrow we resume our regularly scheduled negotiations.
Funny Bday Wishes For Girlfriend
Your girlfriend’s birthday is the perfect chance to make her smile with words that blend humor, sweetness and genuine affection. This collection of funny bday wishes for girlfriend offers lighthearted messages that feel both playful and deeply caring, ideal for the woman who lights up your world. Pick one that matches her personality, add your own loving touch, and send a postcard to brighten her special day with free online greeting cards she’ll cherish.
Happy bday to the only person who can lose a wallet in a purse the size of a postage stamp.
I'd say something deep, but you'd send it to your friends with a screenshot caption. Happy bday, exposer.
Happy bday — may your enemies stub their toes and your boyfriend finally figure out the laundry.
Another candle, another wish, another year of being yours and broke because of it. Happy bday, my queen.