Humorous Get Well Wishes

I hope you feel better soon! Even if you stay in bed all day, at least you don't have to worry about anyone borrowing your slippers!

I hear that rest is the best medicine. Maybe it helps that you get to eat all of your meals in bed!

It's too bad you're feeling under the weather. But don't worry, all your Netflix episodes will be here when you get back!

I'm sorry that you've been feeling poorly. But on the bright side, you get a free pass to wear pajamas all day!

From one couch potato to another, I hope you feel better soon! Get as much sleep as you need and forget about the laundry!

I know you're not feeling your best, but there's no better excuse for not having to go to the office!

I know it's not fun feeling sick, but at least you don't have to put up with any unsolicited advice from your co-workers!

You may not feel great now, but I'm sure you'll make a speedy recovery! In the meantime, you get to enjoy unlimited naps!

Stay in bed as long as you need to and know that you're in our thoughts. And don't stress too much about the chores!

From one human to another, I hope you're feeling better soon! That way you won't have to show off your bed head in public!

We miss you not only because you have been stricken with this horrible illness, but also because of your musical laugh, your fantastic jokes, and your amazing hospitality. Get well soon so we can hear your music, laughter, and words of wisdom once again!

We would much rather see you being your usual, healthy self! We’re sending lots of well wishes your way for a rapid recovery, so you can get back to your life and activities as quickly as possible.

A big hug for your sickbed. A ray of sunshine and a million stars to get you back on your feet. Sending you get well wishes with this hope that this time of caring, feeling loved and wanted and watched by many will heal you soon.

We all know how strong and determined you are, so don’t worry, you will get through this tough time and be your cheerful self soon! It may take a bit of rest and relaxation to do it, but we know you can do it. Lots of love and get well wishes from us!

We all hope you soon start feeling much, much better and all your pain and worries have gone far away! Sending you the best get well soon wishes and lots of love and positive vibes for a quick recovery!

We are all waiting to laugh and joke with you again. We know you’re unwell now and that hurts us to our core. Get well soon because we can not wait to have your special happiness and remarkable energy once again too.

We miss your contagious smile and tender words. Get well soon! We are confident that you will win this battle! Take it easy and make sure you get plenty of rest and sleep. We wish you a speedy recovery. Healing hugs and lots of love being sent your way!

We understand that it’s hard to feel rested and relaxed, but hopefully these get well soon wishes will lighten up your mood and boost your energy so that you can put all your strength into healing. Be sure to take your rest days and welfare your health!

We know you’ll be feeling back to yourself in no time – you always manage to come out of tough times in the top shape and beautifully smiling. Don’t forget to take your meds, follow the instructions of your doctor as soon as you can so you can rest and recover in no time! Get well soon!

Not being around you is possibly one of the saddest moments of our lives and we all hope you will recover and be back as soon as possible! Get well soon so you can share with us your kindness and grand sense of humour! Bundle of love and get well wishes to you!

I hope you heal soon so the doctors can give you a clean bill of health and a slap on the back for no extra charge!

I hope your recovery is going smoothly so that you can get back to choosing between a soup or salad at lunchtime soon!

May the recovery process be brief and your pain be fleeting, so you can be back to full health in no time!

I am wishing for your speedy recovery with multicolored balloons and a case of get-well soup! Get healthy soon!

Feeling crummy? I hope the doctors prescribe you a spiffy get-well-soon plot with a healthy ending!

The best way to get well soon is to get back on your feet and laugh a lot. So here's a joke: What did one eye say to the other eye? 'Between you and me, something smells!' Get feeling better soon!

I am wishing you to get well soonest so that you can trump yesterday's sneezing record!

The healthy will get healthier, the sick will get well, and I get to be the one to wish you all the best! Feeling better soon!

If wishing you could get well was the next medical breakthrough miracle, you'd be out of bed in no time! Sending lots of get well wishes your way!

Here's hoping you find the fastest possible way back to full health. I'll bring the bowl of chicken noodle soup to speed things along if I can!