Funny Get Well Wishes

Wishing you an extra speedy recovery! Get well soon!

Hey! Get better faster so you can get back to work soon. Sending good vibes your way!

Sending you a rainbow of good wishes to lighten your day. Get well soon!

My dearest friend, sending you hugs & kisses and all the best wishes for a quick recovery.

Sending you healing thoughts and prayers. Get well soon!

Get well soon so you can get back to your crazy antics like always!

Heard you are not feeling up to the mark. Sending you best wishes and a speedy recovery.

Hey! Get some rest and recovery and come back healthier than ever!

Sending lots of love and sunshine your way. Get well soon!

Take all the time you need and don't worry about a single thing. Wishing you a speedy recovery!

To get you feeling healthy again I wish for you nothing but the best! Get well soon!

I wish you to get well soon so you can visit me and tell me all the boring stories you have! Get well soon!

Sending lots of get well wishes your way, so you can get back on your feet in no time! Wishing you a speedy recovery!

Wishing you a quick recovery, so you can leave the hospital and join us for some fun! Get well soon!

Hope you're feeling better soon, so you can show me your favorite dance moves again! Get well soon!

I hope you'll soon be doing better, can't wait to see you crawled form your bed warmer! Get well soon!

Knowing you are not feeling well makes me so sad, so I'm sending lots of get well wishes your way! Wishing you a speedy recovery!

Sending lots of get well soon wishes your way, so you can get back to your usual self without any delay! Get well soon!

Feeling sad to see you fall ill, sending lots of wishes so you soon feel better. Get well soon!

Sending my get well soon wishes your way, so you can soon join us for some fun and play! Wishing you a speedy recovery!

I hope you recover soon and get back to your mischievous ways! Here's wishing you all the best.

Sending you lots of love and a speedy recovery!

Sending sunshine your way in the hope that you recover quickly!

I know you'll be 100% soon. How about staying away from contagious diseases from now on?

Wishing you a fast recovery so that you can get back to all your shenanigans!

I'm sending you a get-well-soon hug. Don't worry, I won't sneeze!

Sending lots of get-well vibes your way, mister patient!

Hope your speedy recovery Canada geese you back to health soon!

Wishing that your cold would go away much as snow in May! Get well soon!

Wishing you'd get back to your old bumbling ways in no time. Get well soon pal!

I'm sending virtual hugs to get you feeling better, soon!

Get well soon, so you can get back to doing the important things, like watching reruns of The Office!

Cheer up! Taking care of your health is more important than worrying about unfinished workloads.

Take this time to do some binge watching of your all-time favorite show. Get well soon!

Here's some virtual chicken soup to help across the miles in getting better quickly!

Take time to relax - it's probably the best medicine! Get better soon!

I hope you get better soon, so you can get back to eating pizza and not soup!

Trying not to be too cheesy but I hope you get better real soon!

May you feel better and healthier day by day. Wishing you a speedy recovery!

I'm here with hugs, laughs and virtual balloons to fill your day with joy! Get better soon!

Dear Friend, I hope you feel better soon! I am sending you all my good vibes and some jokes to help you heal! I heard that laughter is the best medicine, so here they are: What did the fish say when he hit a wall? Dam! What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! What did the deer say when someone stepped on his foot? Nothing, but he “antlered” in pain! Now that you’ve got some giggles, I hope you’re feeling better in no time! Get well soon!

Hi there. I hope you are feeling much better soon. I know that you’ll be back on the mend in no time, so I wanted to send you some good vibes! Get some rest and I hope that you’re back out playing soon. In the meantime, here are some silly jokes to help you heal and make you laugh. Why do crabs never get sick? Because they have immunity to their own shell! What do you call a sea monster with three eyes? A three eyed mon-sea! I hope that these silly jokes have put a smile on your face. Get well soon!

Hey there! I hope you feel better soon! You deserve to be feeling well, so while you are healing, here are some jokes to make sure you get the best medicine of all, laughter! What did the policeman say when he answered the phone? Cop here. What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue! What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved. Get some rest and I hope that you’ll be back to your old self in no time!

Greetings! I am wishing you a speedy recovery! Here are some funny jokes to help you heal and to make sure you get some giggles! What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam! What did the father buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison! What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s pop corn? Get Well soon and I’m wishing you a full and speedy recovery!

Hi there, I hope you feel better soon and have a full recovery! Here are some corny dad jokes to make you laugh and to ensure that you get that all-important laughter medicine! What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the courtroom? Odor in the court! What did the drummer call his best friend? A sol-mate! What did the dog say after watching a scary movie? Ruff! I hope these jokes have cheered you up and that you’ll be well soon!

Hello! I hope that you get healed soon and have a swifter recovery! I just wanted to send you some silliness and remind you that laughter is the best medicine! What did the banana say to the baseball player? Peel good! What did the mayonnaise say when someone opened the jar? I'm dressing! What did the llama say to the alpaca? Alpaca the suitcase, I’ll Lama the luggage! Have a speedy recovery and I hope you’ll be feeling better soon!

Hi there! I hope that you have a speedy recovery and get feeling better soon! Here some groan worthy dad jokes to get you laughing again! What did the mouse say to the other mouse when they were lost? I'm cheese lost! What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam! What did the fish do when it ran out of water? It was gasping for air! Get yourself some rest and I hope that you’ll soon be feeling better!

Greetings! I hope you have a fast and full recovery! I know that your health should be your top priority, so here are some funny jokes to help you laugh and get well soon! What did the bee do when it heard the doorbell? He started buzzing! What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone! What did the seal say when it swam into a minefield? This is the choppy-est ride yet! I hope these corny jokes will make you giggle and that you’ll be feeling better soon!

Hey there! I hope that you are feeling better soon! Here are some bad jokes to make sure you get plenty of laughter! What did the Buffalo say to its son when he was leaving home? Bison! What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that thing! What did the nose say to the finger? Quit picking on me! Laughter is the best medicine, so I hope you laugh lots and get back into tip-top shape soon!

Hello Friend! I hope you are feeling better soon! Here are some punny jokes to make sure you get lots of laughter! What did the cowboy say to the cactus? how’s it growing? What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! What did the goose say when someone stepped on its toe? Awk! Get some rest and hopefully you’ll be feeling back to your old self in no time!

Get well soon! We've all been missing you at work and school, and your feeble jokes and terrible puns. We all know how rough it can be to be laid up in the hospital, so we wanted to give you our best wishes to help you feel a bit better. Here's to a speedy recovery and a return to your usual good health!

We hope that wherever you are, and whatever you're doing right now, that with each passing day, you get one step closer to a full recovery. May the best doctors and nurses do their best work to help heal your wounds and provide the care you need to get back to the vivacious person we all know and love.

We know that times are tough right now, and you don't feel the best, but just remember that all of us are here and we're sending you all of our love and support. You deserve to get well soon, and we're here to help in any way that we can. Get better soon!

Hoping that you will be back on your feet soon and able to do the things you love! There's no place like home in times of illness, but we have all our fingers crossed that you'll be able to come back to us soon. Wishing you a speedy recovery!

You are in our thoughts and prayers and we wish you all the best on your road to recovery. Get well soon and know that you are still a part of our lives and our lives wouldn't be the same without you. Strength to you in the days ahead!

We hope that these words of encouragement find their way into your heart, as we send our good vibes and softest of thoughts your way. Wishing that your health improves day by day, and that your strength returns tenfold. Get well soon!

Hope your days are filled with plenty of rest and relaxation. May your days be filled with peace and joy as you get stronger each day and move closer to a full recovery. You have the strength and courage to get through this. Get well soon!

Sending you lots of healing energy, hoping that you will return to your spirited self soon. May the warmest of wishes fill your days until you are feeling better. Here's to a speedy recovery!

Wishing you a quick recovery and peace of mind so that you can make a speedy comeback to your usual self. May you bounce back to your normal self in no time! Get well soon, dear friend!

It's going to be a difficult journey, but take heart in knowing that we're all here to support you and will be here through thick and thin. May the doctor's orders be followed to the T, and may you be back in your own home soon! Best wishes for a speedy recovery!

Wishing you a speedy recovery and much laughter! Get well soon!

Sending you warm wishes and a quick return to the land of the healthy. Get well soon!

I hope the doctors are prescribing as much rest and relaxation as you need. Get well soon!

Your friends are sending some humorous get well wishes along with a speedy recovery! Get well soon!

Feeling down? Worry not! Here is a funny wish to cheer you up: get well or get worse, it doesn't matter, just so long as you have a doctor's note! Get well soon!

Sending a basket of fun activities to help distract you from the discomfort. Get well soon!

Sending lots of get well wishes your way to help make your recovery faster. Get well soon!

If you're feeling under the weather, I'm here to lift your spirits. Get well soon!

We miss you! Sending lots of laughter, hugs, and get well wishes to help heal you. Get well soon!

Though you are feeling ill, I'm sending some positive vibes your way to help speed your recovery. Get well soon!