Get Well
Hope your germs surrender soon — they're clearly outnumbered by your cartoon collection.
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Funny Get Well Wishes For A Child
Make a sick child smile with funny get well wishes. These uplifting and humorous sayings will help them on their healing journey.
Bring a smile to a sick child's face with these funny get well wishes. Whether it be for a card or just to send a kind thought, these lighthearted and cheerful sayings will make them feel better in no time. Uplifting and humorous, these messages of hope, strength, and love will make their healing journey a bit easier.
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Doctor's orders: extra pudding, no homework, and maximum couch occupancy until further notice.
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Even superheroes catch colds — they just complain about it less than you, probably.
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Get well fast — your stuffed animals are holding an emergency meeting without you.
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Heard you're sick — sending you a strict prescription of cartoons and zero broccoli.
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The remote control needs you back at full strength immediately, no exceptions.
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Your germs are about to lose — you're tougher than spinach and twice as stubborn.
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Plotting your comeback like a pro wrestler — bell rings, you bounce off the couch.
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Snot has met its match — feel better before the tissues unionize against you.
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Stay strong — the playground is plotting a parade in your honor.
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Hoping every sneeze evicts another germ until your nose runs out of trouble.
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Get well — the cat misses sitting on your homework while you complain.
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Couch fort privileges extended indefinitely, but only if you sip the icky medicine.
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Pretending to feel worse than you are is a noble art — pace yourself, kid.
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Sending soup, stickers, and serious moral support for the war against your fever.
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Even dinosaurs took sick days — that's why they napped for a hundred million years.
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Your bones will be fine — but the germs in there have officially been evicted.
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Doctor told me you're the bravest patient he's seen since lunchtime.
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Get well — your bike, your scooter, and your scuffed sneakers are staging a sit-in.
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Heard your throat hurts — blame it on all the laughing you owe everyone next week.
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May your fever drop faster than your last loose tooth on a string.
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Pillows fluffed, juice boxes loaded, mission control awaits your full recovery.
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Take it from someone who's been seven — being sick is a great excuse to read comics.
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Your germs picked the wrong kid — you've got cookies, grandma, and willpower.
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Get well, champ — the trophy for fastest recovery is currently engraved with your name.