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Get well soon — your body called and said it needs a break from your terrible posture and worse decisions.
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Funny Get Well Wishes
Make someone smile with funny get well wishes. Pick from our collection of funny get well cards and messages to cheer someone up.
Put a smile on someone's face when they're feeling under the weather by sending funny get well wishes. Whether you are sending a funny get well soon card or giving them a little pick-me-up over text message, a few funny words can go a long way towards helping them feel better. Check out our collection of funny get well wishes and messages.
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Hope you recover quickly so I can stop pretending to enjoy texting people other than you. It's exhausting.
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Wishing you a swift recovery and the strength to ignore everyone who says 'have you tried drinking water?'
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Get well — being sick is the universe's annoying way of cashing in on all your ignored vegetable opportunities.
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Sending healing vibes, mostly because casseroles felt aggressive and I'm not driving across town in this weather.
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Hope you're milking this sickness for everything it's worth — snacks, sympathy, and dramatic reenactments of your symptoms.
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Get well soon — being horizontal for fun is great, but being horizontal because of fever is genuinely tragic.
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Wishing you a recovery so fast that your boss doesn't have time to figure out you weren't really needed.
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Hope you're being a model patient — by which I mean demanding, dramatic, and reasonably ungrateful about the soup.
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Get well — the universe gave you mandatory rest, which is technically what you asked for, just badly worded.
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Sending you tissues, tea, and the moral support of someone who will not be visiting under any circumstances.
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Hope you recover quickly — being sick is just your body's way of staging a dramatic protest about your schedule.
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Wishing you healing, hydration, and the wisdom to never again say 'I never get sick' out loud to anyone.
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Get well soon — your absence has forced others to do your job, and they're discovering it's harder than expected.
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Hope your fever breaks, your nose drains, and your dignity returns approximately the same time as your appetite does.
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Sending wellness thoughts — but also a gentle reminder that WebMD does not have a medical degree, despite appearances.
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Get well — being sick is just nature's way of reminding you that you cannot, in fact, do everything alone.
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Wishing you a recovery quick enough to be impressive but slow enough to justify the streaming subscription marathon.
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Hope you're resting like a person being paid to do so — committed, professional, and refusing all light work.
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Get well soon — your dramatic cough has been replaced by a stand-in and frankly, they're doing a terrible job.
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Sending well wishes and the unsolicited advice that 'just power through it' is how plagues historically got started.
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Hope you recover before everyone forgets you exist — sick leave has a surprisingly short emotional shelf life.
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Get well — being ill gives you license to ignore texts, which is honestly the dream most of us live for.
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Wishing you healing and the firm refusal to let anyone tell you essential oils will fix a confirmed virus.
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Hope you're sick enough to deserve sympathy but not sick enough that anyone has to fly in concerned relatives.