Funny Wishes For Newly Married Couple

May you two never run out of interesting conversational topics!

May the two of you always enjoy each other's company even after years of marriage!

May your everlasting love lead you two to the most romantic places of the world!

May your love bring you closer each and every day, so that there's never distance between you two!

May you never miss a showing of the latest blockbuster from the comfort of your own couch!

May your love story continue to flourish, no matter what life throws your way!

May you never forget to go to bed the same time so that you wake up early to watch the sunrise together!

May you two have an endless stream of date nights filled with romance and laughter!

May your endless love never let you lose sight of the beauty of the world around you!

May you always forgive each other freely when one of you make a mistake and don't stop until you both laugh it off!

May your newly married life always be filled with laughter and humor!

May all your disagreements be resolved with kissing and hugs!

May you have everlasting patience and understanding for one another!

May you never have to use the 'silent treatment'!

May you never take each other for granted and always be grateful of the love and companionship you share!

May the light of love in your relationship never be put out!

May you never be too tired for a passionate kiss whenever you have an argument!

May your marriage always be an example of everlasting love and commitment!

May you always remember the honeymoon days even when you are in the middle of the rough patches!

May you two always feel more blessed to have each other than ever! Cheers to the better half of your life!

May your marriage be as exciting as a jacuzzi and as soft as a warm spring breeze. May all of your years together be filled with full of love and laughter. May you have an ever-lasting bond of affection and harmony.

May your love fill soul and always radiates the sparkles of freshness like the morning dew. Wishing both of you a beautiful start to your new journey of life!

May the bond of togetherness be strong enough to hold you in harmony and your love for each other be as deep and wide as the ocean. May you both be blessed with beauty, warmth and undying enthusiasm.

Be as gentle as a summer breeze and as wild as a storming river. May the union of your souls bring strength, courage and peace. Wishing the lovely couple a life full of love, trust and joy!

As you come together as husband and wife may you always stay connected by a band of love and understanding. May your wedding promises and marriage vows bring tenderness and joy into your life-long relationship!

May this new union be showered with lots of delightful surprises, fun memories and magical moments. May love bloom like wild flowers, joy persist like a mountain and the aura of your marriage become an inspiration for all.

As you embark on this beautiful journey together, let the warmth of your love’s embrace be a protector in all the good and bad times. Let your commitment be as strong as a mighty oak and tender as a fragile flower.

As you stand side by side, supported by one another, just remember that when things get tough, you can rely on each other to find strength. Wishing you both a happy and promising marriage!

Let your life be sprouted with moments of hope and laughter and sprinkled with oodles of everlasting joy. Wishing you both a life that is rich in joy and gets sweeter with each passing day!

As you journey ahead together, may your love help you find new happiness, challenges help you to cross every obstacle and the colours of your life keep in filling with happiness and contentment.

May your marriage be filled with delight, love, and adventure for many years to come!

Wishing you many more years of happiness, love and laughter in your togetherness.

May your marriage be blessed with rays of sunshine, breathtaking views, and joy along the way!

May the love that you share now last a lifetime and may your life together be a beautiful journey of joy, love, and laughter!

Wishing you all the greatest joy, love, and abundance on your new journey together!

May your marriage be filled with loads of love and lots of fun!

Wishing you all the best in your new life as husband and wife!

Wishing you both a wonderful journey ahead filled with joy, laughter, and lots of shared memories!

Cheers to a lifetime of love, growth, and companionship for you both!

Wishing you both endless love, patience, and appreciation in your marriage!