Funny Wishes For New Parents

We wish that for many years to come, the children you’ve brought into the world will bring wonderful blessings and surprises into your lives. Life with children can often be challenging, but can never be boring! We wish you the strength and courage to make it through the tough times and also the wisdom to recognize and appreciate each experience that life brings your way!

We wish you a lifetime of peaceful and blissful nights, a universe of joy during day, and the laughter and huggles of your children that will keep you filled with happiness 24/7!

Here's wishing you eternally unwavering resolve, the patience of a saint, resilience to bounce back from any challenge, and always the occasional glass of wine when you need it!

We wish you enough energy to survive all-nighters, and a song in your heart that will see you through it! May your family always be as amazing and supportive as they are in your hour of need!

We wish that parenthood brings you immense satisfaction and joy, may you always be each other's biggest cheerleaders and a support system like no other! May time appear still in your moments of joy with your children, and fast when passing through life!

Here's wishing you the good fortune of living your life in the presence of constant natural wonders and epiphanies that your children will bring to you. May your children never stop confounding you and bringing you moments of wonder!

We wish you enough creative energy to always think of new and fun activities to amuse your children, and the compassion to listen deeply and care deeply for each one of them! May each of their parental bonds be unparalleled!

We wish you the courage and strength to go above and beyond for your children, to be their champions, to protect them, to hold them close, and the wisdom to know when your protection needs to be taken back and replaced with the confidence that will help them grow!

May you find the unending sources of energy to sustain your parenthood, through the highs and lows. We wish you a life where you get joy from seeing your children succeed and achieve what they dream of every single day!

Most of all, we wish you eternity of love and appreciation for all the miracles your children bring to your lives. The joy of having children is unparalleled, giving you the confidence and motivation to be the best you can be today and every day!

Congratulations on your new bundle of joy! May you never run out of cuddles and kisses to share with your little one.

May this be the start of a lifetime of laughter and happiness for the whole family. Welcome to parenthood!

Wishing you countless moments of joy as you embark on your new adventure of parenthood. Congratulations!

Were so happy for you both and wish you a lifetime of love, laughter and joy with your new baby!

Congratulations on becoming new parents. May your baby bring you unlimited joy and love!

Congratulations! Your new journey as parents is sure to be filled with lots of fun and snuggly moments with your little one.

Congratulations on your most precious gift. May your new arrival bring you many days of cuddles and delight.

May this baby be a blessing in your lives and bring you immense joy, cuddles, and cuteness galore!

A very special congratulations on your newest addition. May your lives be even more beautiful when your new baby arrives!

Becoming a parent is one of the greatest gifts of life. Wishing you all the joy and love that come with being new parents.