Funny Wishes

May all your furniture come equipped with wheels so that the entire living room can be re-arranged with minimal effort!

May all your vegetables be served with a side of ranch dressing!

May all of your efforts be rewarded with a golden pineapple full of chocolate coins!

May all your problems be solved with a magical 8 ball that always answers in the affirmative!

May all the tasks that you need to do today be as fun as playing a game of hopscotch!

May all of your dreams come true, but not the realistic ones!

May you never be without a fluffy cat to cuddle up with at night!

May all your socks come in pairs, and may no two pairs ever be the same colour!

May you never run out of ideas for the perfect punny caption to accompany your Instagram photos!

May all of your drinks come with umbrellas, no matter what the weather!

May your coffee be hot and your commute be short

May the wind be at your back and the sun at your front

May your day have as much fun as you can pack into it

May your food be healthy, your friends be loyal, and your enemies flee in terror!

May you never be too busy for a hug or too tired to laugh

May your successes be celebrated and your failures bring life lessons

May your morning be blessed with a good cup of coffee and the smell of bacon

May every person that bugs you today be triple-ply wrapped in bubble wrap!

May your dreams come true and your enemies realize how wrong they were to mess with you

May every day be filled with fun and laughter and may your enemies realize they are no match for you

I wish I could wish for an endless supply of wishes so I could never run out of wishes for the future!

I wish I could make all of my friends laugh by making a wish that hilariously backfires in a funny way!

I wish I could make a wishing well filled with wishes that all come literally true for anyone who throws in a coin!

I wish I could give myself a never-ending supply of good luck so that I can make all my dreams come true!

I wish I could make a wish that could erase all the bad memories and give us all a sense of closure!

I wish I could grant myself the ability to go through time and make adjustments whenever I need to!

I wish I could chance people's futures using a single wish to help them better their lives!

I wish I could go back in time and make sure all my dreams never die so I could live without regrets!

I wish I could make a single wish that would make all of my closest friends laugh for days on end!

I wish I could make a wish that could bring joy and happiness to the entire world without any strings attached!

May your days be filled with laughter, love and sunny skies. May all your dreams come true and may your heart be full of joy and peace.

May you always have a song in your heart and an open mind towards the never-ending wonders of life.

May your life be like a freshly bloomed flower: vibrant, colorful and full of joy.

May life be as sweet as a piece of cake, filled with exciting moments.

May you be filled with optimism, enthusiasm, determination and energy to go for your dreams.

May your troubles be as small as a little ant and your blessings be as large as a giant elephant!

May you always have a reason to smile and enough love in your heart to spread.

May you always be surrounded by great friends that always have your back and are proud of you.

May every new day brings you a lot of little surprises that will keep your spirit always alive and bubbling.

May you always find simple joys in life, turn your failures into success and know that you are loved!