Birthday Funny Wishes

Happy Birthday! May you never feel too old for birthday cake and may its sweet aroma always be what you smell when you think of your special day!

Happy Birthday! Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter! Have a great day.

It's your birthday! Congratulations! You're one year closer to having the combination to the retirement home's front door!

Birthdays are a great time for reflection, but don't dwell too much on the past year. The future is much more exciting. Have an amazing birthday!

Wishing you a funny and joyful day! Don't count the candles, enjoy the flame they give out. Happy Birthday!

Don't take life too serious, it's your birthday after all! Enjoy yourself and treat it like it's your special day. Happy Birthday!

Enjoy life and treat your birthday as a celebration of life. Have a wonderful time that you'll cherish forever. Happy Birthday!

Birthday come few and far between, so embrace it fully and make it count. Enjoy your day to the fullest and have fun! Happy Birthday!

Don't worry about getting older and wrinkles, you've been blessed with an amazing life! Celebrate it and have a joyous birthday!

Happy Birthday! May your special day be filled with laughter, joy, and good times! Have an awesome year and enjoy your day!

It's your birthday today! Time to make all your wishes come true...hopefully none of them involve gaining more years!

Happy Birthday! Enjoy your day, and remember that your defining feature is now your age, not your hair!

Happy Birthday! Here’s to another year filled with hot flashes, mood swings, and security checks!

Happy Birthday! Here’s to another year of acting your age…just kidding, don’t do that!

As you celebrate your birthday today, remember that it’s always important to surround yourself with good people – or at least someone who will remember your birthday!

Birthdays are a great time to reflect on the year that just passed. Unless you had a stressful year, then it’s probably better to just forget it and start fresh!

Happy Birthday! It must feel amazing to know that you survived another year without going crazy!

There’s no better time than your birthday to define what happiness looks like to you and go for it!

Happy Birthday! All the world is your canvas – paint the life you want!

Your birthday is the perfect time to take a step back and appreciate everything life has given you. So, get out there and seize the day!

Wishing you the happiest of birthdays along with a lifetime of sweet, funny moments to make you smile! May each precious moment of this special day be just perfect as can be!

It’s time to celebrate! On this birthday of yours, I hope you get to treat yourself to a special day full of the things you enjoy most. Laugh out loud and dig into the treats!

What better way to celebrate than with a little birthday mischievousness! May you try crazy things and break any rules that don’t makesense. Have a popping party and a thrilling birthday!

You grab all the attention around you without even trying! So it’s not a surprise that your birthday’s such a huge deal. May it be a day full of glitz, glamor and grand ideas!

Happy birthday to the life of the party! On this special day, I hope you wind up surrounded by your closest buddies, filled with laughter and joy. May you have the best celebration ever!

The fireworks of your magical charm never cease to amaze me! I wish you a day that's just as spectacular as you are. Have the most unforgettable birthday and never stop believing in miracles!

Do something amazing on this birthday of yours! Kick up your heels and make this day special. Blow out the candles, slice into the cake and spread the cheer! Wishing you a fabulous celebration!

No matter how many birthdays come and go, you always have the same bubbly and loving personality. Here’s wishing you a day that’s as extraordinary as you are! May you be completely spoiled!

Time to hit the dance floor and rock the night away! May your birthday be filled with friends, family and all the laughs you can handle. Have a wild and wonderful birthday!

Today is the day to shine brighter than ever! May this birthday bring you joy, shining like a star, and missing no opportunity to share your radiance with others. All the best on this special day!

I hope that your special day is full of fun times and joyous memories that will remain with you forever! Happy birthday!

Wishing you a day with as much joy and laughter as there are candles on your cake! Happy birthday!

Happy Birthday! May all your dreams come true, and may your day be as special as you!

May your birthday be filled with love, laughter, happiness and the things that mean the most to you! Have a memorable day!

Happy Birthday! It's your special day, so get out there and let your awesomeness shine!

Happy Birthday! I hope that your day is as amazing as you are and that it's filled with lots of love and laughter!

Wishing you a fabulous and fun-filled birthday! Hoping your day is simply the BEST!

Sending you the warmest wishes and plenty of happy vibes on your special day! Happy Birthday!

Wishing you a day so amazing that it could only be described as super-duper special! Happy Birthday!

I hope your birthday is full of magical moments and special memories! Have a wonderful day!