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70th Birthday Funny Wishes

Turning seventy is the perfect excuse to laugh out loud and celebrate with humor. These funny 70th birthday wishes mix playful teasing and warm affection, giving you lighthearted lines that will bring smiles all around. Whether you are honoring a friend or family member, pick one, personalize it, and send a postcard to deliver the chuckles instantly.

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Happy 70th birthday — may your candles ignite cleanly and your knees stand back up afterwards.

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At seventy, your bedtime and a five-year-old's bedtime are within negotiating distance. Happy birthday.

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Happy 70th — congratulations on graduating from middle-aged into the prestigious territory of fully entitled to opinions.

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Seventy is the age where comfortable trumps fashionable, and we respect the philosophical victory. Happy birthday.

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Happy 70th birthday — light the candles, blow them out, then nap immediately. You've earned all three moves.

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If this one isn't quite right —

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Rise and shine! Wake up and remind yourself that you are alive and can do everything that you want! Make yourself some nice breakfast and start the day off right. It's a new chance to get closer to your dreams, so be sure to seize it! Have a good morning!

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तुमच्या 10वर्षेच व्हाव्याच्या अवसरासाठी हार्दिक शुभेच्छा! प्रतिदिन तुमच प्रेमाची पुढेल मोहिम साहित्य नव्हे! आपल्या विवाहाच्या दिवशी आपण व्हाव्याच्या दिशेनुसारच आपल्याला असणारी वाढदिवसाची खुप काहीही आणि सुखी वाटते!

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