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Merry Christmas! May your fridge be full, your in-laws be tolerable, your nap be unscheduled.
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Funny Christmas Wishes
Find the best collection of funny Christmas wishes to share with your family and friends. Spread the holiday cheer with clever and unique jokes and gifts.
This page is about funny Christmas wishes. Here you can find the best collection of funny Christmas wishes to share with your family and friends. Spread the holiday cheer with clever and unique jokes and gifts. Brighten up the holiday season with smiles and laughter this Christmas season!
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Happy holidays! Hope Santa brought you what you asked for, and not the thing your aunt picked out.
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Merry Christmas. The lights are on. The cookies are gone. The kids are still standing. Successful day.
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Wishing you a Christmas where the turkey is juicy and at least one family member doesn't bring up politics.
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Merry Christmas! Eat the snacks. Skip the family debate. Win the day.
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Happy holidays. May your Christmas be merry and your bills be Other People's Problem.
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Merry Christmas. Sweater is on. Wine is poured. Politics is banned. Ideal.
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Wishing you a Christmas where the gifts are good, the food is better, and no one mentions you've gained weight.
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Merry Christmas! Pro tip: dessert before dinner is legal on December 25.
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Happy holidays. Hope your tree didn't fall, your dog didn't eat the ham, and your kids didn't unwrap everything at 4 AM.
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Merry Christmas. The carols got annoying weeks ago. We made it. Cheers.
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Wishing you a Christmas with absolutely no assembly required.
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Merry Christmas! Open the presents. Eat the ham. Nap through the football. Standard.
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Happy holidays. Hope your family Zoom doesn't drop and your wifi survives the houseguests.
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Merry Christmas. The pajamas are festive. The mimosas are pre-noon. The energy is unmatched.
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Wishing you a Christmas where someone else is in charge of the dishes.
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Merry Christmas! May your stocking be full and your obligations be few.
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Happy holidays. Christmas Day: officially the most acceptable day to eat pie for breakfast.
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Merry Christmas. Sweater is itchy. Pants are tight. Heart is full. Worth it.
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Wishing you a Christmas Day where the only thing you have to "handle" is dessert.
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Merry Christmas! Hope you get cards, gifts, and zero family group-chat drama.
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Happy holidays. May your tree stay vertical and your patience stay intact.
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Merry Christmas. The kids are loud. The cousins are louder. Pour yourself something. Survive elegantly.
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Wishing you a Christmas with the right people, the right snacks, and the right amount of nap time.
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Merry Christmas! Survived another year. Christmas Day is the trophy ceremony.